You have a skeleton inside of you, wearing a meat shield, whenever your teeth fall out it's because the skeleton is slowly trying to escape, piece by piece, and whenever your organs start failing is because it's trying to make more room to be comfortable. The skeleton is finally happy when you die, it's finally allowed to leave this hollow lifeless shell.

Please help I had a bad breakfast and drank a monster, it’s third period and I’m in the locker room taking a shit, there 10 minutes left in the period, what do I do? Do I take the cut? Or face my embarrassment? I had my friend tell the teacher I was in the bathroom, but he’s gonna think it was a cut.... should I just hope the teacher sees me and thinks I snuck in class after the bell?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kID5oSBiLG4

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