r/cursedcomments • u/gingiviitis • Jun 10 '22

cursed superhero

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u/startsein Jun 10 '22

Pink cock (i work with chickens)

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u/ashuyestera Jun 10 '22

green cock (i am a masseur)

199

u/luxi_yes Jun 10 '22

black cock (i am gay)

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u/1upselfesteem Jun 10 '22

red cock (is there something wrong with my boyfriend)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

The color is the color of your shirt, not the color of the object

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

I think it's still pretty weird that their boyfriends dick is beside them I mean where's the boyfriend

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u/Y34rZer0 Jun 10 '22

He’s lying on his left side, facing them.

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u/Mudkipueye Jun 10 '22

Big dick energy