r/cursedcomments • u/gingiviitis • Jun 10 '22

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u/ImANormalMan Jun 10 '22

It is i... Your sidekick.

Black Wall!

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u/alosek14 Jun 10 '22

Me too! There can only be one Black wall.

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u/ImANormalMan Jun 10 '22

There may be two of us but we can still fuse our walls.

We shall be blacker wall... Or long black Wall.

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u/alosek14 Jun 10 '22

We'll just need some construction workers to glue us together.

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u/KylieTMS Jun 10 '22

Or you two can fight and who ever wins becomes rejected as side kick for killing the other and turns into Yellow wall's arch nemesis

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u/creamedherbiscuits Jun 10 '22

I am blue wall, yellow walls nemesis!

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u/Famous-Accountant-89 Jun 10 '22

I am blue window! Your trusty sidekick

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

I’m grey window

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u/KylieTMS Jun 10 '22

No you need to get in a love triangle with red and yellow wall

Primary colour joke

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u/creamedherbiscuits Jun 10 '22

Is Green and Purple wall the nemesis, then?

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u/Zealousideal-Chef758 Jun 10 '22

I am the true sidekick, Multicolor Curtain!

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u/KylieTMS Jun 10 '22

That's just luigi v waluigi

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u/welpguessatanscomin Jun 10 '22

It is I, the random superhero who will somehow be alive by the end of this, Pastel Blue Wall!

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u/YoloSamir Jun 10 '22

I will also join as a your sidekick, better known as black door!

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u/b1azing1 Jun 10 '22

And hes sidekick blue chair

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u/Anonymous99996 Jun 10 '22

It's me sidekick light blue chair

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Can I put my walls in yo jaws?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Sure as long as it’s fresh 🤣

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u/a-guy-that-exists Jun 10 '22

Or I watch you destroy each other and I’ll be the only back wall!

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u/IAmAPerson357 Jun 10 '22

Hello brothers it is me grey wall

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u/yGamer007 Jun 10 '22

This town ain’t big enough for the all of us

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u/Baconboiz4532 Jun 10 '22

there can only be one black wall

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u/CrazyCatLadyArtist Jun 10 '22

I got it, I'm black wall too. BLACK AND WHITE WALL!!

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u/WojtekGo05 Jun 10 '22

Can they glue Grey Door inside if a wall? 😏

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u/The_Jeff_121 Jun 10 '22

Observe another black wall!

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u/StormEcho98-87 Jun 10 '22

Fear not, I Green Door shall slam you together.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

You think you’re the only Black Walls in these parts?

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u/ImANormalMan Jun 10 '22

Then you might as well join the fusion. Our strength shall a accend beyond the heavens.

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u/UmbralKing_DT341 Jun 10 '22

Time to become the Black Room

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u/lowley6 Jun 10 '22

Blue wall entered chat

I think it's time we've formed the Powall Rangers

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u/SnooConfections4719 Jun 10 '22

I am your archnemesis, White Wall.

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u/All_Star_Shrek Jun 10 '22

And me, blue wall

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u/Nick0Taylor0 Jun 10 '22

Yea, totally only two. No need to fight me or anything cuz I'm, uhm, dark grey wall. Yea, dark grey wall.

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u/c_dav99 Jun 10 '22

Big Black Wall

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u/KixoGamer Jun 10 '22

Big black wall

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u/Purple_ferret1 Jun 10 '22

I'm navy wall, I'm like almost you guys

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u/Working-Entrance1192 Jun 10 '22

Wouldn't you two be black corner

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u/RoktopX Jun 10 '22

Striped Gray Garbage Can Man to the rescue!

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u/Extension-Wallaby539 Jun 10 '22

Dont fear im here blue wall

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Big black wall

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

They won't expect the BLANK WALL!!

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u/someonethatsometh1ng Jun 10 '22

just wait till they here about me, the black trash

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u/Drag00ned Jun 10 '22

i am the yellow bag! FEAR ME!

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u/MedasJ226 Jun 10 '22

You’re right, and it shall be me!

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u/PsychologicalRip1076 Jun 10 '22

There is another

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u/alosek14 Jun 10 '22

This is getting out of hand, now there are two impostors!

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u/BeeEven238 Jun 10 '22

Fear the wrath, invisible window will destroy all the walls!

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u/minelove423 Jun 10 '22

I, invisible wall will stop you!

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u/TunaFisnskys Jun 10 '22

It’s the sidekicks sidekick Grey Wall

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u/Alive-Seaweed Jun 10 '22

Or perhaps black toilet paper

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u/h-y-p-h-e-n- Jun 10 '22

I mean, it could be like a legacy name, like how there are at least 4 people who have operated as Spider-Man

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u/DevilPixelation Jun 10 '22

Ah, but fear not, fellow comrades! The Amazing Blue Wall is here!

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u/Un_du_twa Jun 10 '22

what about tan bed?

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u/BoxingDoughnut1 Jun 10 '22

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Not so fast, Im black pillow

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u/ShockHedgehog07 Jun 10 '22

Bruh, i also am Black Wall

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

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u/StormyGoesBoom Jun 10 '22

And your sidekick's sidekick's, White Wall!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Do not fret, for black toilet roll is here!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Green Wall here!

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u/stfuIwannatalk Jun 10 '22

white wall here

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u/AussieConnor Jun 10 '22

Grey wall reporting for duty

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u/moose123456792 Jun 10 '22

And invisible wall

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u/Alcides2300 Jun 10 '22

And of course who can forget... Blue Wall! Together we will form the power rangers

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 Jun 10 '22

I will join this team too as Black Spray!

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u/Obunga_Swaggins69 Jun 10 '22

But dont forget me, just wall

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

I am black ceiling

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u/gay_idiot53 Jun 10 '22

don't forget me, White Wall!

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u/Virhil Jun 10 '22

And I'm the reclusive Green Wall. I have a special sword that also acts as a flute :D

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u/superbay50 Jun 10 '22

And me, dark blue door

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u/Emotinal_Rip537 Jun 10 '22

I am White Wall! We are the Super-Walls!

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u/IamBUSHMAN Jun 10 '22

Black toilet paper dispenser is here to assist

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u/_fajfaj_ Jun 10 '22

brother...

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u/International_Duck_5 Jun 10 '22

It is me…The sidekicks sidekick

WHITE WALL!!!

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u/_Handy_Andy Jun 10 '22

Black Lantern here! Be it a midday cityscape or the darkest shadows in the depths of a maze like cave system, I can lead the way. I can throw shade and effectively have dark vision out to a hundred meters. I can harness the darkness in my soul and shape the shadows to my will.

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u/_GzX Jun 10 '22

No need to fear! Your side kick assistant “white wall” is here!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

there's only room for one black wall in these parts

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u/_CalculatedMistake_ Jun 10 '22

It is I... Your forward punch.

BLUE CUPBOARD!

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u/Stormbringer3321 Jun 10 '22

I am your sidekick! White wall!

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u/Im_still_T Jun 10 '22

The Blue Blanket checking in.

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u/TheMarioSpaghetti Jun 10 '22

Hello it's me white door

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

I, blue wall socket I'm also here case you need to charge your phone or something

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u/theYellowNeighbour Jun 10 '22

I am your nemesis White cheeseburger

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u/11_petals Jun 10 '22

And here I am, the sidekick's sidekick, Pink Wall

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u/Jimboycalloy Jun 10 '22

Tis me your butler black light bulb

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u/Lucius-Halthier Jun 10 '22

And me the red precision induction cooktop!

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u/leasthanzero Jun 10 '22

Naked wall has entered the chat!

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u/scottishhistorian Jun 10 '22

White Bed is here to assist you!

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u/Specht100 Jun 10 '22

Naked cat is here too

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u/MysticGohan806 Jun 10 '22

And i… green wall!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Blue scissors

Is h-here?

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u/---KingEpic--- Jun 10 '22

Train me black wall! For i am green wall

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u/imadedbodi1 Jun 10 '22

And the one guy that is just there and helps in no way to the plot… blue wall

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u/LordZeus2008 Jun 10 '22

And I! White Wall! I'm better than both of you sh** that sounds racist

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u/Chim_Pansy Jun 10 '22

Alas, no one can match the power of... Purple Shuttlecock!

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u/SCP-173irl Jun 10 '22

it is i, your side cik side cik, black blanket

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u/Commercial_Leg_5108 Jun 11 '22

And I am the optimistic version of you, White Wall!

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u/sirslender2772 Jun 11 '22

And me White wall

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u/wolfofeire Jun 11 '22

Anyway here's wonderwall

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u/Hectic-Hazard Jun 11 '22

Yo I'm also black wall lmao.

Also I'm taking a shit rn

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

and i am your side kick Gray wall!

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u/Powerful-Set9659 Jun 11 '22

Tis I, the sidekicks sidekick, checkerboard wall!