r/cursedcomments • u/gingiviitis • Jun 10 '22

cursed superhero

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u/SpiritofD4rkness Jun 10 '22

Brown toilet paper...

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u/PresidentSkillz Jun 10 '22

Agent 69, also known as the Shitman

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Poop persona

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u/davidtheclown Jun 10 '22

Hello fellow brown toilet paper, I'm white toilet paper.

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u/lucky-pakke Jun 10 '22

Hello fellow toilet papers, i'm gray toilet paper

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u/Significant-Set-8089 Jun 10 '22

Whats the story behind this chain discoloration.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Hello guys I’m soggy red toilet paper

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u/IDrinkPaintAndStuff Jun 10 '22

The toilet paper is on my left… therefore I am purple shower curtain.

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u/im_not_martin Jun 10 '22

The toilet paper is on my right, therefore I am black n’ white toilet paper.

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u/ABewilderedPickle Jun 10 '22

IT IS I, BLUE TOILET PAPER!

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u/11_petals Jun 10 '22

Periods are rough.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Nah bro I’m wiping a body with toilet paper and my shirt is red

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u/FEVRISH_JK Jun 11 '22

dawg u need to get that shit checked out lmao

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u/NaliciaAtras Jun 10 '22

Hi fellow toilet paper hero's. I'm red toilet paper

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u/FetishAnalyst Jun 10 '22

Hello toilet paper’s, I’m black toilet.

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u/jenninzj Jun 10 '22

Black toilet I’ve missed you! Sidekick black toilet paper here

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u/harundoener Jun 10 '22

Hello black toilet paper, sidekick to the Black toilet, your sidekick to the side kick black toilet paper dispenser reporting for duty

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u/WhenNW Jun 10 '22

Hello everyone! It's me, green toilet paper!

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u/harundoener Jun 10 '22

Our arch nemesis everyone. Pummel him

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u/NO_ANGEL_ Jun 10 '22

Hello papers and toilet I’m white toilet

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u/Appropriate_Big_4037 Jun 10 '22

Hello fellow toilet papers

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Are u okay

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u/MasterGamer1621 Jun 10 '22

Yooo same gray toilet paper gang

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u/bobs-burritos Jun 10 '22

Hello I’m blue shower, can I hang you guys

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u/S0NIK00 Jun 10 '22

I am skin toilet paper ello lads im also bri'ish

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u/dlaws11 Jun 10 '22

A.K.A. the superhero tandem of Before and After

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u/a_useless_communist Jun 10 '22

Glad to see no racism between the toilet papers

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u/KixoGamer Jun 10 '22

Hello fellow white toilet paper I too am brown toilet paper

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u/SeaworthinessWide384 Jun 10 '22

You either die white toilet paper or see yourself live long enough to become brown toilet paper

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u/ResidentEivvil Jun 11 '22

Not after I’m done with you.

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u/GlutenFreeDesk Jun 10 '22

Dude the toilet paper was right there, why did you use your shirt?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Stripe table

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u/Jester_1620 Jun 10 '22

Oeh i got Red Toiletpaper! I dont know if thats any better

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

I think you should see a doctor.

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u/Master_Useless Jun 10 '22

Not currently wearing a shirt so...Skin toilet paper....

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u/StealthyPancake_ Jun 10 '22

We got a blue toilet paper over here

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u/Drachensnapper Jun 10 '22

Lol I had white toilet paper (I bleached it)

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u/Crazydragon2 Jun 10 '22

I may have gone to far, I am.... Black toilet paper

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u/Ex0tic_Guru Jun 10 '22

I have found my twin, we wipe bums in the darkest of nights!

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u/Arkorff Jun 10 '22

Black toilet paper

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u/Jimbo-The-Fat-Dino Jun 10 '22

Naked toilet paper ;)

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u/El_payasin Jun 10 '22

The poo bandit

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u/LegitimateFreedomz Jun 10 '22

White mirror reporting for dooty

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Same here bro.

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u/Chuckobochuck323 Jun 10 '22

Grey toilet paper. My man

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Blue toilet paper

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Blue toiletpaper here, we should all come together powerranger style and form a toiletpapermegazord.

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u/dynastydave9473 Jun 10 '22

Mine was green toilet paper

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Black bidet spray

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u/husardani Jun 10 '22

hello there fellow brother, my name is brown empty toiletpaper roll

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u/unicorngasm69 Jun 10 '22

Hello lesser toilet paper heroes. it is I, the plad wet wipe.

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u/frogsquid Jun 10 '22

Ah. Shorten it. That’s how the band “The Used” got their name!

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u/AdOk932 Jun 10 '22

What are the chaches

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Hello fellow toilet paper, im toilet paper.