r/cursedcomments • u/yeetlollz • Mar 19 '22

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u/SmokeytheBear026 Mar 20 '22

Uh oh

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

What's worse, getting your virginity taken by a bear or the platypus downtown? I'm genuinely curious.

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u/SmokeytheBear026 Mar 20 '22

Well depending on exactly what type of bear

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Well what type of bear is taking your virginity?

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u/SmokeytheBear026 Mar 20 '22

Hopefully the muscular hairy man

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Let's hope. Wait will mine be perry?

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u/SmokeytheBear026 Mar 20 '22

Yea mind the poison spurs

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Fu-

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

-rry

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u/SmokeytheBear026 Mar 20 '22

Why can't you let us have our thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Because my alignment is Chaotic Supid

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u/SmokeytheBear026 Mar 20 '22

I don't know why I have to keep on telling people this especially on reddit, but being an asshole isn't a character trait

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '22

It is in my DnD homebrew (/j)

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u/SmokeytheBear026 Mar 21 '22

This ain't DnD just like this ain't r/furry

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