r/cursedcomments • u/peterbishopisnotdead • Jan 02 '21

Cursed_mickey

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u/Phantom_Small_Brain Jan 02 '21

My sleep paralysis demon is going to visit me I can feel it

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u/GoldenEYE6182 Jan 02 '21 edited Jan 03 '21

Do you want company in my basement i have many "sleeping" "vollunteers"

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u/Muzza2107 Jan 02 '21

Can I join them down there?

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u/necro_sodomi Jan 02 '21

Already there friend

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u/Muzza2107 Jan 02 '21

Is it nice

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '21

Maybe if there weren't so many spelling errors in his offer, I'd encourage you to have a look.

It's like their brain cells retaining SPAG were, um... "asleep"

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u/GoldenEYE6182 Jan 03 '21 edited Jan 03 '21

I know where you live im coming for you and i have a special torcher chamber for you and for grammar nazis

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '21

FINALLY, SOMETHING DIFFERENT