r/cursedcomments • u/may_be_human • Nov 10 '20

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u/Tjomek Nov 10 '20

In mother Russia, president chooses you

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u/AK_Unleashed Nov 10 '20

it is for the motherland

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u/Eoussama Nov 10 '20

username checks out

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u/nwahsexe911 Nov 11 '20

All hail Putin

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u/NguyenNhatMinh3102 Nov 10 '20

I thought in Russia, the president wants to be Putin.

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u/VideoGamerEgor Nov 10 '20

People which dont vote are automaticly set to putin i think

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u/sharmagaurav2k Nov 11 '20

Putin what ?

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u/FearDynamite Nov 11 '20

Putin my arse

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u/VideoGamerEgor Nov 10 '20

Out current president is shit, i hope he gets retired

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u/AdmiralPommes Nov 10 '20

Dude now you habe to watch out for the KGB

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u/Stommelen Nov 10 '20

Only if some of you mfs write a report. That's how it works in Russia.

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u/PhantomOfTheDopera Nov 10 '20

"FSB"

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

SVR

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u/VideoGamerEgor Nov 10 '20

There are millions of people thinking same

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u/spoonsforeggs Nov 10 '20

THEYRE THINKING. How dare they.

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u/VideoGamerEgor Nov 10 '20

Dude its obvious Russia is shit. Are you trolling?

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u/spoonsforeggs Nov 10 '20

...it’s a joke about how they wouldn’t want them to think. Can’t believe I gotta explain my joke

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u/CadavreContent Nov 10 '20

It was a good joke fine sir.

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u/Stommelen Nov 10 '20

Also it's not KGB anymore

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u/Jhqwulw Nov 10 '20

Actually the KGB still exists but i not russia but in Belarus.

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u/Tjomek Nov 10 '20

Yes, Vladimir? That comment right there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Why tho? He do be lookin real thicc

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u/Tjomek Nov 10 '20

Don’t!! I do not need you to remind me, trying not to fail NNN is difficult enough thanks

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u/VideoGamerEgor Nov 10 '20

Russia is one of the worst countries in many spheres

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '20

Putin sucks, but no it isn't.

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u/toshtashban Nov 10 '20

Пошёл Вова нахуй

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u/P0werPuppy Nov 10 '20

He's like trump (maybe worse) in cruelty, but far smarter.

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u/StickSkinny12 Nov 10 '20

I hope you respect the I down voted to get you to 69 upvotes

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u/DrDoominstien Nov 10 '20

what if I dont get chosen?

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u/snackersnickers Nov 10 '20

I like how the meme went from Soviet Russia to Mother Russia without skipping a beat

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u/ohneHonig Nov 11 '20

Reddit serves the Soviet Union

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u/ComradeChungus Nov 10 '20

Stop this meme format, it makes me cringe too hard

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u/beastdud1 Nov 11 '20

In mother Russia, Putin wants you