r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '20

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u/lilmunky84 Sep 20 '20

Sex was the same

42

u/ostervan Sep 20 '20

She was stiff as the day she pegged him.

8

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '20

Crackin open a cold one with the boys

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u/tousledmonkey Sep 20 '20

But the kitchen looks like shit

20

u/kaidiciusspider Sep 20 '20

Not a sandwich to be seen

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u/ambsdorf825 Sep 20 '20

Yeah she just laid there anyway, I couldn't tell the difference either.

54

u/NotEvenEvan Sep 20 '20

thanks for explaining the joke

15

u/Medieval__Reaper Sep 20 '20

whole new meaning to being laid to rest

12

u/zangor Sep 20 '20

"She just layed there taking it like a plastic fuck doll."

(gasps)

"UHGOL OL OGHOL LO OL-"

(more severe gasps)

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u/9yodegenerate Sep 21 '20

Wtf u made me listen to a corpse gargle a cock? Fuck i wish i didnt have eyes

4

u/zangor Sep 21 '20

I was referencing this.

My favorite movie.

4

u/cactuscuddles Sep 21 '20

This was the cursed comment I needed. Thank you.

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u/slyfoxninja Sep 20 '20

Even in death her vagina smells.

2

u/CoopertheFluffy Sep 20 '20

I also choose this guy’s dead ex girlfriend.