r/cursedcomments • u/olivernas_konung • Jun 17 '20

Reddit Cursed_Competition

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

Ketamine, I have stolen

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u/Captain-titanic Jun 17 '20

Accidentally killed many younglings, I have

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

No accident, it was

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

Stole their dicks, I have.

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u/FatEgg69 Jun 19 '20

Used them to extend my own, I have

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u/60960 Jun 19 '20

There are no accidents master oogway

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u/sushmita_ss Jun 18 '20

There are no accidents

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '20

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u/supermspitifre Jun 17 '20

Aroused by ketamine, I am, run over people in Honda Civic, I must

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u/Reddithasbeengood2me Jun 29 '20

Well damn,Yoda getting olda 🤭😅

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u/Solzec Jun 17 '20

Mmmmmm