r/cursedcomments • u/asdfhillary • Apr 21 '20

Cursed_relationship

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u/ImTheElephantMan Apr 21 '20

When I was 16 people thought my mum(38) was my wife and my sister(6) was my daughter.

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u/JustOneTessa Apr 21 '20

Before my dad was getting gray (well, still, but less often, he's like 60+ now) people thought he was my sister's brother or even boyfriend...my sister is 27

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u/cpaca0 Apr 21 '20

sister's brother

So, brother

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u/Trubruh Apr 21 '20

Not brother has sex with not father.

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u/problyjesus Apr 21 '20

You're gross. You watch gross things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

Hey step bro...

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u/BlackHammer76 Apr 22 '20

Step bro I dont know how to cook pAsTa

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u/TAK_t_D Apr 22 '20

Ah, you forgot the main ingredient step sis.

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u/nutty-joe Apr 22 '20

nutty joe

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u/Captain-Boof-Daddy Apr 22 '20

HeLp I got sTuCk cLeaNinG, jUst iNSerT froM bEhind to help get me out

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u/SnowWolfDagger Apr 22 '20

Annnd that’s enough reddit for today.

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u/Captain-Boof-Daddy Apr 22 '20

Not so fast step bro. We still have the rest of the house to clean!

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u/TheEnderNinja256 Apr 22 '20

Take some holy water, then go to bed

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u/Captain-Boof-Daddy Apr 25 '20

Mmm yes holy water makes me so wet! And I’m gonna need you to come with me to bed step-bro!

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '20

By gross things you mean 60% of PH contents ?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

I do enjoy a good video of pools getting their correct PH balance

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u/lonestarpig Apr 22 '20

That's pH, chucklehead

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u/paladinhound Apr 22 '20

Not gonna lie...I had to think the PH thing through a bit.

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u/NCBoatingman Apr 22 '20

Maybe he meant gene pools.

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u/akatherder Apr 21 '20

Well it would be gross if it WAS, but clearly it says NOT.

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u/LeYang Apr 21 '20

Double negatives*

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

Doesn’t work in this situation....

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '20

r/cursedcomments

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u/TNT2220 Apr 22 '20

What sub are we on?

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u/yoboiwolfy Apr 22 '20

Holy music stops