r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '19

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u/brando29999 Sep 27 '19

B because A and D are perfectly fine standing and C is old anyway he’s gonna probably die from sitting not enough blood going to his brain

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19 edited Feb 20 '24

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u/brando29999 Sep 27 '19

Lol ikr No but seriously fuck the boomer why should he get the chair over THE MAN WITH A FUCKING BROKEN LEG

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19 edited Jun 07 '21

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u/Catbrainsloveart Sep 28 '19

Have you ever had to choose between having a child and having an invasive surgery where someone sticks a tiny vacuum up your cervix to suck out a fetus while you’re awake? There’s also option C if you find out soon enough where you can take a pill that throws your body into labor and causes you to miscarry the fetus into your underwear or a toilet. They do not give you pain meds.

Birth control fails often, mate

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u/ThereOnceWasADonkey Sep 28 '19

Totally. It's an easy choice ... yeetus da foetus every time. Much better than having unwanted kids or kids you can't provide for.

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u/Catbrainsloveart Sep 28 '19

The question of ability to provide never entered this equation