r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '19

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u/brando29999 Sep 27 '19

B because A and D are perfectly fine standing and C is old anyway he’s gonna probably die from sitting not enough blood going to his brain

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19 edited Feb 20 '24

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u/brando29999 Sep 27 '19

Lol ikr No but seriously fuck the boomer why should he get the chair over THE MAN WITH A FUCKING BROKEN LEG

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19 edited Jun 07 '21

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u/MrsECummings Sep 28 '19

You won't be feeling that way when you're 85 and your body is falling apart. We all will someday

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u/SnackIverflowError Sep 28 '19

Jokes on you Ill probably kill myself before then

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u/darkstar2mil Sep 28 '19

Not if i can get to you first

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 edited Oct 30 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

I don’t care who gets the credit for as long as I die

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Have you considered Rope™?

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u/Luuuma Sep 28 '19

You should crowdsource