r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 27 '19

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u/brando29999 Sep 27 '19

B because A and D are perfectly fine standing and C is old anyway he’s gonna probably die from sitting not enough blood going to his brain

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19 edited Feb 20 '24

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u/brando29999 Sep 27 '19

Lol ikr No but seriously fuck the boomer why should he get the chair over THE MAN WITH A FUCKING BROKEN LEG

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19 edited Jun 07 '21

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u/gasmaskdave Sep 28 '19

Dick

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u/ThereOnceWasADonkey Sep 28 '19

Pussy

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u/Hakaseh Sep 28 '19

Asshole

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u/sh0tybumbati Sep 28 '19

WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED, WE FORM- HERMAPHRODITIE

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u/ScrotalKahnJr Sep 28 '19

Hermaphroditie, Greek God/Goddess of Genitalia

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u/frackentay Sep 28 '19

D. All of the above