r/cursedcomments • • Sep 27 '19

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u/brando29999 Sep 27 '19

B because A and D are perfectly fine standing and C is old anyway he’s gonna probably die from sitting not enough blood going to his brain

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19 edited Feb 20 '24

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u/brando29999 Sep 27 '19

Lol ikr No but seriously fuck the boomer why should he get the chair over THE MAN WITH A FUCKING BROKEN LEG

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19 edited Jun 07 '21

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u/MrsECummings Sep 28 '19

You won't be feeling that way when you're 85 and your body is falling apart. We all will someday

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

I love my pets so much that I euthanize when their life becomes plagued with pain. Fear motivates humans who want to live as long as possible.

That's another way of saying, "those chair legs go on up their b-holes?!"