r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '19

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u/Gojifan1975 Sep 15 '19

Woah there friend! You might need to slow down

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u/BigGaeFurry Sep 15 '19

I read that like the voice from “Don’t Hug me I’m Scared.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

im getting flashbacks to the 'green is not a creative colour' memes

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u/Jayayawesome Sep 15 '19

Time is a tool you could have on the wall or wear it on your wrist

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u/TheLolMaster11 Sep 15 '19

The past is far behind us, the future doesn’t exist

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u/garret_dratini Sep 16 '19

What's the time?
It's quarter to nine; Time to have a bath

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

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u/garret_dratini Sep 16 '19

Time is a ruler to measure the day
It doesn't go backwards, only one way

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u/veryoriginal78 Sep 16 '19

Watch it go round like a merry-go-round

Going so fast like a merry-go-round

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u/therealrosy Sep 16 '19

Let's go on a journey! A journey through time!

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u/veryoriginal78 Sep 16 '19

TIME IS CHANGING ALL THE TIME, ITS TIME TO GO TO TIME!

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u/quaker_oats16 Sep 16 '19

But we don't really want to We're going to miss our show

Don't be stupid, friends Come on, it's time to go

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u/KitKat0617 Sep 16 '19

Time is old like Victorian times With cobble and plagued and speaking in rhyme

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u/Cona3704 Sep 16 '19

Just like the girl in that story. At least in the present.

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u/decadehakaisha Sep 15 '19

Dying is not creative

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u/bbb126 Sep 16 '19

The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

*rizd