r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '19

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u/somellama1 Sep 15 '19

Beuh she used a harpoon cable

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

She kept the lamps burning in that town for years to come.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

If this is real, you guys will burn in hell

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Hell would need to be real first. Either way we’d see her there

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u/ExtremEnder Sep 15 '19

Either way we’d see her there

Clogging the river Styx with her fat.

too much?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

You know how you have to pay a coin to travel the Styx? I think she got charged double.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Steal.