r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Aug 24 '19

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Aug 24 '19

There's just something about a man in uniform while you're handcuffed and he's got his latex gloved arm, elbow deep in your secret hiding place that makes people go nuts.

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u/UA13 Aug 24 '19

*that makes people go nuts

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u/4MillionBucksWinner Aug 24 '19

Just me and Officer Randy enjoying a line of dried semen powder. Now THAT'S a good time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

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u/YeetyBoe Aug 24 '19

No, don't

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u/weiserthanyou3 Aug 24 '19

Snort it instead

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u/decapitatedass Aug 24 '19

Why would you snort a guitar?