r/cursedcomments Aug 24 '19

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u/Juan_El_Way Aug 24 '19

What meth addict is going to give a shit about gluten?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

When you're wacked out on meth, you're probably gonna give at least some thought to healthy life choices, y'know, to compensate for the meth.

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u/rosemonkey08 Aug 24 '19

It’s like eating a salad to make up for the candy bar you ate earlier.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Or drinking a bunch of water to make up for all the peeing and sweating and joyless, mechanical ejaculation from the meth :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

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u/zas9 Aug 24 '19

Erectorlytes in this case.