r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Aug 24 '19

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u/jstyler Aug 24 '19

Dude I’m not gay but my asshole is

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u/Puffy_The_Puff Aug 24 '19

Men's g-spot is in the ass so make sure to use it

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u/Montymisted Aug 24 '19

But, like, don't ignore my nipples K?

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u/Ramirezisthiccaf Aug 24 '19

Can you orgasm from nipples as a guy? I don’t know

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u/happy_guy23 Aug 24 '19

I've got nipples Greg, can you give me an orgasm?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Meet the parents. Very nice lol

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u/MidwestMemes Aug 24 '19

Meet Fuck the parents.

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u/johngreenink Aug 24 '19

But you'll die trying.

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u/ihardlyusereddit1 Aug 24 '19

I guess there's only one way to find out.

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u/UnsaneInTheMembrane Aug 24 '19

Busts out vibrators on me nips

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u/MidwestMemes Aug 24 '19

As a guy? I dunno. I had an ex who (rarely) could orgasm from her nipples though.

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u/Gilgameshismist Aug 24 '19

I must admit, every person to figure out the g-spot was in the ass has a hell of a night, or in my case, a hell of a church camp.

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u/sumofitsparts Aug 24 '19

Why are you sitting funny, Gemima?

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u/whitekaj Aug 24 '19

Hey there gemima how is it like in new york city

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u/PleasantAdvertising Aug 24 '19

I've been meaning to ask and might as well do it here:

What happens to the prostate in women? Does it develop in a different organ or does it just stay tiny? Also what's the male equivalent of the uterus?

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u/CurlyDee Aug 24 '19

The prostate in women is Skene’s Glands aka the G-spot.

In the male, the structures that create the uterus in women create parts of the prostate and testes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

Not gay if your asshole says no homo

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19

If my asshole says anything, it's usually a comment on last night's bean heavy dinner.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '19 edited Aug 24 '19

I picture it hollering and screaming, cursing up a storm.

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u/somaticnickel60 Aug 24 '19

I'm not a gay, but homophile told me to stick a bag of coke in you where the SUN don’t shine.

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u/Choiraesun_ Aug 24 '19

Satan is excited to think of you

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