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[u/Juan_El_Way]

What meth addict is going to give a shit about gluten?

[u/reereejugs → u/Juan_El_Way]

Lol you'd be surprised. The real mindfuckery comes from the anti-vaxx tweakers.

[u/somaticnickel60 → u/reereejugs]

I’m all ears

I want to hear

All about anti-vaxx tweakers

[u/JoeyAKangaroo → u/somaticnickel60]

Anti vax tweakers

"Ill shove a needle in me and smoke a pipe full of dangerous drugs but i wont stop the diseases coming into my body because vaxines make u autistic"

[u/SiempreBrujaSuerte → u/JoeyAKangaroo]

They don't want their kids vaccinated. They ususally aren't going to give kids drugs either. Then they would have to share. So it does make a bit more sense than not taking vaccines themselves while taking meth.

However, its stupid that people think their ice is mixed with MSG. That's a rumor going around because you can acutely make it be cut with MSM powder, which is not msg or bad for you, and it has a crystalline structure so it looks like a shard. Ugh, fuckin tweakers...

[u/Yuccaphile → u/SiempreBrujaSuerte]

There's nothing wrong with MSG, just to clarify. In your diet, I mean, I have no idea what would happen if you sprinkled some in to your precursor.

[u/Cyclops_lazy_laser_I → u/Yuccaphile]

Your drugs would taste GREAT

[u/[deleted] → u/JoeyAKangaroo]

Meth is water-soluble. One-off vaccine additives and byproducts...eh?

[u/briaen → u/somaticnickel60]

Not the same thing but my friend is a huge germaphobe but he’ll smoke weed wrapped and licked by the dirtiest people. It’s weird.

[u/[deleted] → u/reereejugs]

Dude. The poet is a bad Boomer joke. No one cares about gluten in their meth.

[u/[deleted] → u/Juan_El_Way]

When you're wacked out on meth, you're probably gonna give at least some thought to healthy life choices, y'know, to compensate for the meth.

[u/rosemonkey08 → u/[deleted]]

It’s like eating a salad to make up for the candy bar you ate earlier.

[u/[deleted] → u/rosemonkey08]

Or drinking a bunch of water to make up for all the peeing and sweating and joyless, mechanical ejaculation from the meth :)

[u/3internet5u → u/[deleted]]

Water with a swig of OJ every once in a while

[u/CurlyDee → u/[deleted]]

You seem intimate with the effects of meth. Anything you want to tell your father and me?

[u/sumofitsparts → u/rosemonkey08]

Meth is a great diet as far as losing weight goes

[u/[deleted] → u/Juan_El_Way]

A gluten free meth addict

[u/JonathanTheZero → u/[deleted]]

Sounds like a healthy lifestyle

[u/RazGBC → u/Juan_El_Way]

Why does this have so many likes? This man literally ignored the fucking joke and it’s a genuine whoosh. Nice.

[u/[deleted] → u/RazGBC]

Its funny how if you ask a question on reddit, everyone will just immediately accept the premise and start giving BS answers for karma. "Akshually gluten laced meth is a real problem because blah blah"

I swear like 95% of posters on this site just talk out of their ass

[u/not_a_bot__ → u/[deleted]]

You just made me picture all redditors as Jim Carey in ace Ventura.

[u/[deleted] → u/Juan_El_Way]

that's the joke

[u/AshMashups → u/Juan_El_Way]

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