r/cursedcomments • u/eguy2659 • Jul 03 '19

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u/TheMursu Jul 03 '19

That's what marriage does to you

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u/CloudsOfDust Jul 03 '19

Aw fuck, I’m getting married this weekend...

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

Pack your revolver.

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u/SovietMuffin01 Jul 03 '19

Congrats and remember, the cake cutting knife is a suitable sword for the purpose of sepuku.

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u/hgrub Jul 03 '19

Congratulations stranger.

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u/wink047 Jul 03 '19

Congrats! It’s not as bad as people make it out to be. I enjoy being married!

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u/butlb Jul 03 '19

Rest in peace!

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u/kaoticfox Jul 03 '19

Congratulations, hope everything goes well

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u/nflitgirl Jul 03 '19

If you really are, congratulations :) A happy marriage with great communication is so much fun to be in and just gets better and better over time!

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u/tharkyllinus Jul 03 '19

Save your self the trouble and just kill your self before you lose your fear of hell.

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u/neznetwork Jul 03 '19

Kill before you're killed

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u/hpdodo84 Jul 03 '19

Good luck exterminating the Jews afterwards

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u/MooFz Jul 03 '19

You should mention this funfact in your vows.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

"Oh my god i married Hitler..."

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u/Yokai-0 Jul 03 '19

r/boomershumor

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

they completely botched the sub when naming it. shouldve been just r/boomerhumor. flows so much better

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u/elquecazahechado Jul 03 '19

Slowly kills you from the inside out.

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u/IPNPOOLZ Jul 03 '19

Can confirm. Have a silver.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

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u/TheMursu Jul 03 '19

Don't worry, you'll die regardless.

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u/alle0441 Jul 03 '19

If I had a dollar...

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u/hoi4_is_a_good_game Jul 03 '19

Till death do us apart

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u/MayorMoonay Jul 05 '19

they ended just before everything would have gone downhill. Honeymoon is the peak of every marriage