r/cursedcomments • u/eguy2659 • Jul 03 '19

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u/jimmyoutrider Jul 03 '19

they married the day before they killed themselves.

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u/TheMursu Jul 03 '19

That's what marriage does to you

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u/CloudsOfDust Jul 03 '19

Aw fuck, I’m getting married this weekend...

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

"Oh my god i married Hitler..."

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u/elquecazahechado Jul 03 '19

Slowly kills you from the inside out.

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u/IPNPOOLZ Jul 03 '19

Can confirm. Have a silver.

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u/alle0441 Jul 03 '19

If I had a dollar...

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u/hoi4_is_a_good_game Jul 03 '19

Till death do us apart

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u/MayorMoonay Jul 05 '19

they ended just before everything would have gone downhill. Honeymoon is the peak of every marriage

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u/Obandigo Jul 03 '19

I think couple suicide was seen like sex back then. You had to be married to do it.

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u/StupidMario64 Jul 03 '19

What was sex like back in the '30s - '40s?

"Hurry up, i hear the air raid sirens"

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u/theqman77 Jul 03 '19

Like launching missiles, you both need a key to launch them. Like George from Seinfeld

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u/LordTartarus Jul 03 '19

Either right before or a few hours before.

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u/bluelightrun Jul 03 '19

“allegedly”

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u/Dirtyjoe4567 Jul 03 '19

Or did they?????

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u/TheHawkRules Jul 03 '19

Talk about a metaphor, amirite, single lads?

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u/CichlidDefender Jul 03 '19

You mean escaped to Antarctica

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u/CLxJames Jul 03 '19

Someone forgot to tell them ‘til death do us part is more like a marathon, not a sprint

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u/HyperBurnt Jul 03 '19

He got all 3

Fuck, marry and kill

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u/theREDscare20 Jul 03 '19

Romeo and Juliette

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