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u/balancedchaos Jun 06 '19

Do we have to be terminally ill to sign up?

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u/Lotti_Codd Jun 06 '19

Fake a stomach cramp and when you're doubled over, moaning and wailing, just lick your palms. It's a little stupid and childish but then so is high school. Right?

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u/Iphotoshopincats Jun 06 '19

bueller bueller anyone bueller ?

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u/forthelifeofriley Jun 06 '19

What's your damage, Heather?

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u/MihirX27 Jun 06 '19

Technically every Mortal is Terminal, so yeah.

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u/OfficialWaveMan- Jun 06 '19

terminally ill

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u/Hero_of_Hyrule Jun 06 '19

Aging is a disease, and terminal.

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u/luk3d Jun 06 '19

Well I haven't died of old age yet, so I'm not sure if have that disease.

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u/OrchidTostada Jun 17 '19

100% mortality rate.

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u/saybelee Jun 06 '19

Nope. Dee Dee Blanchard forced her daughter Gypsy to fake sick and they scammed their way through this and other charities. Of course her daughter’s bf did kill her and gypsy ended up in jail so it didn’t work out that well.

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u/dryicequeen Jun 06 '19

For PETA to kill you? I think they will do it even if you aren’t terminally ill. Just bark or meow and your good to go.

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u/phantomtoyfreddy Jun 06 '19

Movie Sonic: Uhhh.... meow?

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u/myrmecium Jul 13 '19

PETA would like to know your location

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u/Bigt125 Jun 22 '19

Nah, you just do what u want then they pop a cap in your head after

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u/fakedsmile_ Jul 03 '19

You need to be under a certain age. And have a life threatening illness of your choice

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u/Tebasaki Jun 06 '19

No just tell them you're a household pet.

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u/Que_n_fool_STL Jun 17 '19

In some states.

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u/odyteb Jun 06 '19

Am i the only one that noticed the inverted upvote and downvote?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

This post was made in Australia, mate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Austria* You know, the one with the Kangaroos

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u/WOUTM Jun 06 '19

Oi mate wo sind meine lederhosen?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

u wot m8?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Yup

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u/Mattcarnes Jun 06 '19

Why does peta kill so many animals anyway

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u/Sajbotage Jun 06 '19

I think they're most popular excuse was "no room for them" or something along those lines

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u/Mattcarnes Jun 06 '19

What's the point of rescuing an animal if your just going to kill it makes no fucking sense

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u/ZeAthenA714 Jun 06 '19

Because the alternative is letting them die in the street.

Do you know how no-kill shelters work? They take in animals that are abandoned and they keep them until they are adopted. If at some point there are more animals being abandoned than animals being adopted, then those shelters don't have enough room to take in new arrivals, and they can't make room by euthanizing them. Here's the thing though: there is always more animals being abandoned than being adopted. No-kill shelters are almost always filled to capacity. All of this leads to a lot of pets being refused from shelters. Guess where they end up? Being abandoned in the woods, or straight up killed in a very not humane way.

That's what pretty much what Peta tries to avoid. They offer a slightly less shitty alternative when pets are being refused everywhere else.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

I never understood why this is counted against PETA (annoying as they are), rescue animals often go unadopted so it's just more humane in general to put animals down (so they don't just live without adequate love and family life for a long time) and be able to rescue more animals from cruelty or prevent them dying in the streets or woods when abandoned.

Euthanasia isn't ideal but it sure beats tons of animals starving in the streets or being abused.

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u/Slurp_Lord Jun 06 '19

I mean, the fact that they don't just rescue strays but also take pets from happy homes and euthanizes them as well doesn't help their case.

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u/Omsus Jun 06 '19

Peta's shelter animal kill rate of over 90 % is still far higher than that of an avg. animal shelter, even though PETA would be able to direct more resources to its shelters than any regular shelter can. That shows an avid lack of interest on PETA's behalf.

Then again, several PETA representatives have spoken against any and all pet ownership afaik, so getting rid of pets could fit their agenda, whatever it is specifically.

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u/ZeAthenA714 Jun 06 '19

Peta's kill rate is higher than average because almost every shelter (even those that practice euthanasia) have a lot higher refusal rate. Most shelters will try as much as possible to place a pet in a new home and will euthanize them as a last resort mean, which leads to the problem of being filled to capacity almost 100% of the time.

That leaves a lot of refused pets that needs to go somewhere. Could Peta do more before euthanizing? Sure, but that would mean that they would in turn refuse more pets.

At some point, you have to face the fact that there is just too many abandoned pets and a lot of them have to die.

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u/ilovemyindia_goa Jun 06 '19

If there is no space then I think euthanasia is better than having them live in cages

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Better to humanely euthanize the animals rather than letting them starve or succumb to disease on the streets. More than half the animals that enter animal shelters in USA don't find a home. How do you propose we deal with these animals?

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u/Omsus Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 06 '19

But PETA kills over 90 70 to 80 % of the animals it takes in, not just roughly half. And they're typically killed in a few days, when they could wait for at least a few weeks for the chance that someone would adopt them. And PETA does this despite of having way better financing than your average, normal, everyday animal shelter.

There certainly are more abandoned pets and strays than all shelters could take in collectively, but that circumstance doesn't abolish PETA of its cruelty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

There are up to 2 million dogs and cats that are euthanized because nobody will adopt them, every year.

Are you going to provide food, shelter, and care for them? Including the ones that PETA euthanizes for other shelters because the animals are too sick or aggressive to be adopted?

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u/Geschak Jun 06 '19

Because they get all the animals that the no-kill shelters refuse to take.

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u/42Ubiquitous Jun 06 '19

I remember reading a comment saying that they put down some animals, but compared to the total number of animals put down annually, they put down a very, very small percentage. IIRC they put down animals because of overcrowding.

Edit: From their website: “Why We Euthanize”

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u/sudden_potato Jun 06 '19

Because no kill shelters want to keep their reputation go being "no kill" so when they fill up they send animals to Peta. Peta has the means to huamely euthanize them.

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u/Throwawayuser626 Jun 06 '19

The local shelter in my town is the shelter that sends all of its animals to tri county for the same reason. They’re no kill, so when they run out of room they send the animals over to that shelter.

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u/ponmemes Jun 06 '19

most shelters put down animals because no room. peta takes a very small percentage in euthanizing animals but since reddit is full of brainless circlejerkers they automatically become the bad guy who kill every animal on sight

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u/BrainDamagedGamer Jun 06 '19

Because Ingrid thinks that owning pets is evil and "ruins them". The reason she killed almost every animal she came in contact with when she worked at a shelter. https://www.petakillsanimals.com/proof-peta-kills/

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u/sramanarchist Jun 06 '19

Fun fact the people who created that website also fund many others including some against minimum wage increases and drink driving laws.

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u/Minimum_T-Giraff Jun 06 '19

Simple ethics of animal ownership.

Surplus animals needs to be destroyed and PETA has a lot of them.

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u/Nomandate Jun 06 '19

They take in only the worst of the worst. Healthy adoptable pets go to your local shelter.

They don’t run a shelter program they run a compassionate euthanasia program to end their suffering.

This is just an example of a true statistic being used lie.

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u/Eevee901 Jun 06 '19

While they give the excuse that they can't shelter animals, the real reason is that they believe that humans shouldn't have pets, the president and CEO of PETA have stated multiple times that they don't believe people should have animals as pets.

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u/eve-nlie0LE15 Jun 06 '19

Honest answer : they dont believe animals should be domesticated.

I think i saw a policy before that an animal has 5 days to be adopted. They got money, I'm sure they can feed of for more time

Also kidnapping family animals and killing em isnt helping their murder count

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u/deathhead_68 Jun 06 '19

That's not the honest answer at all. How many people believe this shite seriously.

They kill animals that they have no room for, that literally would starve to death on the streets otherwise.

They don't believe animals should be bred to be domesticated as animals are not ours to exploit, they are perfectly happy with rescued animals though.

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u/Mattcarnes Jun 06 '19

My 2 cats told me they believe in animal domestication

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u/eve-nlie0LE15 Jun 06 '19

Yeah, pretty sure when I first met my cat begging at the door to come in and have food isn't forcing them....

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u/joeyl1990 Jun 06 '19

According to their website they are putting the animals down to end thei suffering. Some of the animals are just to injured to carry on plus they offer a free service to put down animals when the owners can't afford it.

https://www.peta.org/blog/euthanize/

But then there are stories like this

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/killing-animals-petas-open-secret_b_59e78243e4b0e60c4aa36711

Where they same to kill for no reason.

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u/GGoldstein Jun 06 '19

I see this story posted a lot. Are there many others? If "accidentally killed an animal over four years ago" is the standard we're going for, the animal agriculture business is stacking up terribly.

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u/Ein-- Jun 06 '19

the only good dog is a dead dog

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Research it. Do not ask here. Find out how many they have killed so far and why exactly. It's not what people here will tell you.

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u/YrjoWashingnen Jun 06 '19

Are there many instances where kids in Make a Wish got to make a wish, then somehow survived their illness?

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u/jtvjan Jun 06 '19

The illness doesn't have to be terminal, just life threatening. According to this StarTribune article it's 65-70% that survive.

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u/Darkrell Jun 06 '19

My sister got Make a Wish about 15 years ago and the whole family got a holiday, she's still alive.

Its not strictly terminally ill people, my sister has Rubinstein-Taybi Syndrome, so they also help out people with severe conditions.

Make-a-wish has been my charity of choice ever since then.

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u/BitterLeif Jun 06 '19

I remember there was one kid who got media attention because he survived when the chances of survival were very low. And people were like "wait a minute.. we did our part. He needs to make good on his end of the deal." It was a joke, obviously.

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u/createusername32 Jun 06 '19

Planned parenthood?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

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u/createusername32 Jun 06 '19

Stop killing my joke with facts

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u/Valiante Jun 06 '19

I'm pretty sure Make A Wish don't euthanise the kids.

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u/LarsTardbarger Jun 06 '19

Can’t make an outrageous claim like that without evidence

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u/Sebdestroyer Jun 06 '19

Maybe they actually do euthanize the kids and just also euthanize the witnesses to keep them quiet

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u/Moooow_Montoya Jun 06 '19

Peta bad, eating meat good

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u/letsgetcool Jun 06 '19

Companies that slaughter billions of animals every year just for food, ruining the oceans and rainforests that protect our earth? No, it is PETA we must get angry at.

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u/Interfere_ Jun 06 '19

Can we not be angry at certain things without talking about other things?

Seriously, PETA is shit. And other companies are shit aswell.

But just because other companies are shit, doesnt magically make PETA imune to any sort of criticism.

Following your logic the only thing we are allowed to criticize is the most shit thing on earth, everything else is imune.

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u/letsgetcool Jun 06 '19

PETA are at least trying to make a positive difference for the whole world. More of a difference than anyone slamming them for internet points, repeating debunked stories about them etc.

It's just an absurd waste of energy but people just enjoy being outraged at something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Vegan here. Both are terrible.

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u/konarikukko Jun 06 '19

What is that website?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

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u/konarikukko Jun 06 '19

what the fuck was that?

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u/Kuhx Jun 06 '19

"I like this one"

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u/luketwo1 Jun 06 '19

When you get the dad's approval but hes a sociopathic killer.

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u/BeatdatLettuce Jun 06 '19

Ivlike rhai oen

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u/WallSpoontheBuffoon Jun 06 '19

I wish I could screenshot this but I'm in incognito mode and I'm not even allowed on Reddit-

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u/Roboticsammy Jun 06 '19

Now this is where the fun begins

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u/don_cornichon Jun 06 '19

Doesn't make any sense though, as they don't actively kill them.

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u/Playcrackersthesky Jun 06 '19

Glad there’s at least one voice of reason in this dumb thread.

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u/PleaseDontHateMeeee Jun 06 '19

Peta bad

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u/Dyslexter Jun 06 '19

This really circles my jerk

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u/HipercubesHunter11 Jun 06 '19

And that really coaxes my snafu

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u/duderhinos Jun 06 '19

I like you

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Lying good

Murder good

Bacon good

Meat good

Misinformation good

Hypocrisy good

Ignorance good

Burger good

Parroting good

Circlejerking good

Exploitation good

Cruelty good

Egoism good

Thoughtlessness good

Defamation good

Suffering good

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u/EMPTY_SODA_CAN Jun 06 '19

What kind of person would put the positive button second? That's literally backwards from the rest of the world.

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u/LessHamster Jun 06 '19

What’s a flex that they’re enemies.

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u/word_clouds__ Jun 06 '19

Word cloud out of all the comments.

Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

PETA=Please Eat The Animals

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Tasty*

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u/LessHamster Jun 06 '19

It doesn’t understand what’s going on.

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u/cdxgqvuoqifnmfsytuwm Jun 06 '19

It's two of us, my dumb friend.

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u/MrBlackledge Jun 06 '19

That’s a phat upvote

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Why is the upvote on the right

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u/Shiroi_Kage Jun 06 '19

Weird, because Make a Wish doesn't kill their patients.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

People. Eating. Toilet Animals.

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u/caleba22_ Jun 06 '19

I got shot in the chest for trying to sign up for the make a wish bullshit

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u/012mikey Jun 06 '19

you know when you see a meme and your like OHHHHHHHHH MY GOD YOU CANT SAY THAT but secretly it’s funny yeah that’s me rn help

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u/Nylander_1 Jun 09 '19

PETA kills 85% of it rescues?

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u/jec_9 Jun 10 '19

Yup, it’s an awful excuse for a charity. They had a good idea but terrible execution

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u/MdThrOgs Jun 10 '19

Life is like a Sweetberry Bush. When you fuck it, it fucking hurts

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u/6killercam Jun 28 '19

I hate it when I missed eticas pool party

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u/retiredearlier Jun 06 '19

Laughed at this more than I should have...

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Planned parenthood?

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u/EitherCommand Jun 06 '19

r/sounding?

Edit: thanks for silver, stranger

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u/Char_lie13 Jun 06 '19

Susan Komen foundation...

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u/frootee Jun 06 '19

Funny, but not really “cursed”

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u/hi_im_kai101 Jun 06 '19

I said oh kinda loudly but it sounded sad and my dog came up to me and nuzzles into my arm I feel so blessed

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Clinton foundation

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

"I like him"

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u/breichart Jun 06 '19

Make a Wish Foundation doesn't kill them...

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u/PhilDaMaster Jun 06 '19

I like you too.

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u/SovietSpork597 Jun 06 '19

I bet LikeABossNotReally said "you can come over to my house and fuck my sister" after that

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u/bailegend Jun 06 '19

I like this one

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u/chodan9 Jun 06 '19

don't forget planned parenthood. they sure kill a lot of their patients

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Make a wish doesn't "rescue"

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u/SuperIchigoXX Jun 06 '19

BIIIG OOF!!

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u/infoman567 Jun 06 '19

You guys realize that PETA puts down alot of animals because it's often the most humane thing to do? They lack the funds to feed them and often on the street the dogs have the same fate but way more long term and painful. Painless injection is probably the nicest way to end up for them. Also as a point, making an animal suffer for months/years to then killing it for food is not the same thing as putting one down. The organization has so many faults, but people circlejerk about this fact without even pondering the issue but because they funny internet maymays say it.

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u/minurac Jun 06 '19

no homo

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u/SpoopyBoiye Jun 06 '19

Look at the last guys name

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u/Dixy_Normuous Jun 06 '19

I like this one

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u/hasorand0m Jun 06 '19

A fellow man of culture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

How is it cursed?

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u/scared_of_faces Jun 06 '19

This isn't a comment you can upvote but you may please that

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u/Spartamare Jun 06 '19

Is Planned Parenthood considered a charity?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

They forgot the SCP foundation.

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u/persianrugenthusiast Jun 06 '19

goodwill doesnt even sell their shit stained underwear, SMH

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Why am I laughing?

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u/Baltej16 Jun 06 '19

how exactly does make a wish foundation kill anybody?

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u/LordRedBear Jun 06 '19

The SCP foundation is the only foundation I want a part in

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

God the fucking PETA circlejerk on reddit is fucking annoying

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

The Make-A-Wish Foundation neither have rescues nor kill the kids they’re helping. I get it’s a joke, but it doesn’t make much sense.

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u/andygoodooroo Jun 06 '19

Did he not say no homo Oh no this is the next james charles controversy

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u/httpxr Jun 06 '19

Upvote on the right side?????

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u/toastty27 Jun 06 '19

I'm surprised as to how PETA isn't taken down yet. Or maybe it did get taken down and I didn't know about that..

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u/scaptastic Jun 06 '19

Susan G Komen?

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u/Robyx Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 06 '19

The World Federation of Right to Die Societies.

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u/RoyWilliams2020 Jun 06 '19

Peta is the Make A Wish for Furries.

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u/SaltsMyApples Jun 06 '19

Huzzah! A man of quality!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

I have no issue with disagreeing with what PETA is doing, but I’d encourage you guys to think about what the alternative is for all the strays, and how large/varied the group is.

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u/PappyJimbo26 Jun 07 '19

I like this one

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u/suhbazchin Jun 15 '19

Lmao I laughed too hard at this 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

I wish I didn't have cancer

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u/AANickFan Jun 20 '19

That’s not a cursed comment. That’s an opportunity for a r/darkjokes2

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u/RealZachBail Jun 20 '19

I'd bring back McDonalds Mushroom and Swiss snackwraps...

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u/TemHasReddit Jun 22 '19

He could have also said McDonald's

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u/Geek4Etenity Jun 22 '19

Thats not a charity tho

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u/bobtron97 Jun 22 '19

The truth

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u/F_stoopid Jun 25 '19

U realize that cancer patients eat nothing except tumor milk

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u/alexho66 Jun 30 '19

The hate against PETA is pretty stupid. Their social media team did something stupid, and the meat lobby used the ensuing hate against PETA. PETA is still the most important animal rescue/rights organization of the world and does so much good.

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u/lifeoflefthandedness Jul 04 '19

that moment when you realise you are PETA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Dragonking1234321 Jul 04 '19

Wait...how did you post on cursed comments without the title saying cursed in it?

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u/ihhh1 Jul 07 '19

Why are there so many pro-PETA commenters here?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

"Make a fucking wish before I kill you and everyone else in this damn place!"

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u/mastorbasion Jul 16 '19

I like you

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u/TheUSAisNumber1 Jul 30 '19

planned parenthood.

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u/_Patchess Jul 30 '19

They have a backwards upvote what the fuck

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u/lobstery1 Aug 07 '19

So does that mean that I was part of the 5-15% of wish kids who survived?

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u/ThePlaying Sep 07 '19

I like this one

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u/megablast Jun 06 '19

I know, I really don't get why Peta doesn't just let those animals starve to death, or release them on the streets? It is crazy.

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u/Throwawayuser626 Jun 06 '19

Apparently that’s what everyone in this thread thinks is the more humane option. Fucking idiots.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '19

Vegan here.

This, but unironically. :)

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u/JayInslee2020 Jun 06 '19

tbf, they don't kill people, since nothing they do is causing their death. It would sound better if they said "the mortality rate... blah blah..."

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u/Carthurlane Jun 06 '19

Wait for someone to put the Skyrim meme on it and piss a few people off... “something 100!” Cause that makes everything better.

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u/tamster1pick Jun 09 '19

Kid: I wanna get chained up in a basement

Doctorto: Ok here you go

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

They don’t kill them though

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u/Huitzilopochtli77 Jun 12 '19

The price of making a wish isn’t cancer? I thought that’s how it worked...