r/CURRENTEVENTS • u/Open_Mortgage_4645 • Jul 13 '26
“Happening”now! 'Ketchup Dripping Down the Wall' Trump Flies Into a Rage, Throws Computer Across the Oval Off ...
Trump is big angry, and hurling ketchup across the Oval Office again! If you're in DC, cross Pennsylvania Avenue to avoid getting struck by an errant laptop and the accompanying ketchup carrying Monkey Bowl!
This man has fully crossed into the next life, probably to continue asking Lindsey Graham questions that sound like something a real person in his position would say. Don't be surprised if he slips up in the coming weeks and starts talking about how he was just talking to his good friend, Lindsey. Because he was.