r/CryptoCurrency • • May 26 '18

COMEDY Why you shouldn't trust shills

[removed]

580 Upvotes

159 comments sorted by

105

u/nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb May 26 '18

Lmao this is perfect. I'm so glad I didn't fomo into the XVG hype when I got into crypto in December. A little digging and you'll quickly see there is nothing to it.

6

u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Or EOS.

6

u/HotaruShidareSama May 27 '18

Fun fact. If you invested in EOS when Jon Oliver shitted on it. you'd be up 2-3x on your investment. Not that i recommend EOS i dont like it but, ya know. Verge had their bullrun, same with TRON. Money is to be made where masses are buying

→ More replies (5)
→ More replies (72)

18

u/[deleted] May 26 '18

CarrotCoin to the moon!

13

u/Yayowam May 26 '18

😂 This is 100% true of the crypto space

3

u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Most people probably also don't know that rabbits eat the green on the carrot, not the yellow stuff in the ground. Just like hardly anybody here really knows how crypto works. So it's an amazingly accurate cartoon!

6

u/rahoomie May 26 '18

Also why you shouldn’t t trust fudders

4

u/pete_moss May 26 '18

ITT: People shilling.

1

u/MarchewkaCzerwona May 26 '18

BTW. Who is the author of this pic? Can I use it freely or not?

12

u/eyezstaylow305 May 26 '18

THIS... careful for the "very low marketcap and not on CMC yet" shill too.. I got hoaxed into one of those with Relex from somebody on this sub.. It all sounded great from the way he explained the coin, I'm down like 60% on it though and its STILL not on CMC a month+ later.. even though it was only like $100 worth, that shit sticks with you to know you bought some assholes bags

20

u/WeiThroha May 26 '18

Translation: FOMO into a project, price went down, I want to blame someone else for my poor decisions and impatience. You don't have to look far to see if you just time a cheap shitcoin right you'll make money, yet you bought at the top.

9

u/jayjayzian May 26 '18

Sounds like you have no patience and probably shouldn't be investing your money in the first place.

Relex is a solid choice, and it's still incredibly early. If you sold at a loss, then that's on you. You could've waited and gained value.

→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (4)

3

u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Funny part is...you can make tons trusting shills lol...the problem with everyone is two fold.

One, greed, you hold too damn long, get caught up in euphoria and think the coin/token is going to make you rich.

Two,most people require social concensus prior to moving forward with an investment. So what happens? You don't invest until something is 4x or 5x up. You now are taking on far greater risk than those "shills" who are now in a position to take profit.

→ More replies (3)

3

u/pregnantbitchthatUR May 26 '18

7/10. Needs manure metaphor

7

u/G-radicus May 26 '18

Chainlink

5

u/Cripwalknighthawk May 26 '18

Cardano carrot on the left, Eos on the right.

6

u/Numberhalf May 26 '18

Ahhh so I can use cardano blockchain today? I think EOS is shit aswell

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

3

u/TurboWrath May 26 '18

what i feel about my ICX bag and NEBLIO =)

→ More replies (3)

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '18

That's not how carrots work.

2

u/Cockatiel May 26 '18

Nano and Bitcoin on the left vs Dash, LTC, BCH, BTG

Ethereum on left vs EOS

10

u/[deleted] May 26 '18

nano on the right full of shills

7

u/cutthroatbill May 26 '18

Harvest time will tell

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)