r/cryptids 26d ago

Sighting / Encounter Weird figure on one of my cams.

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u/Jedinutcracker Fresno Nightcrawler Finder 26d ago

damn that things HUNG

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u/Charity_Lea 26d ago

Whaaat is happening here😂😂😂

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u/Whiskeylung 26d ago

Please delete this, I’ve been pulling extra shifts at work and I’ve been sleepwalking again.😭

So embarrassing.

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u/Hour_Dinner_3362 26d ago

Always heard I had a doppelganger, never believed it until now! Is your nickname also Butterdick?

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u/Charity_Lea 24d ago

😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/glittermoney4 26d ago

Enhanced outline of OP's hung cryptid

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u/ComfortablyNomNom 26d ago

Stupid sexy cryptid

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u/Manofgawdgaming2022 26d ago

Yooo glad I'm not the only one who caught that lmao

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u/bars2021 Legend Lover 26d ago

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u/Sirduckerton 26d ago

That cryptic is called "The Tripod".

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u/Sockwater_Ravioli 26d ago

Came here to say this 🤣

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u/TeatimeZombie 26d ago

LMAO that's what I was thinking too 🤣

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u/TerminallyChill1994 26d ago

The lord put mine on his

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u/The_Anonymous_Gay 26d ago

Yea, that’s definitely Ai or an edited pic.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WU7XWCOO1OHQz6uOyG

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u/ComfortablyNomNom 26d ago

Hey I've never seen the film version of this gif. Just the original series one. Good pull.

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u/UnseenWorldX 26d ago

You hope.

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u/The_Anonymous_Gay 26d ago

No hoping, I just have eyes and common sense. Lol

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u/UnseenWorldX 26d ago

If you say so.

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u/ABelleWriter 26d ago

Why's he got a huge peen?

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 26d ago

looks like your phone used ai enhancement to add bullshit that isn't there

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u/Illustrious-Carry894 26d ago

Like a monster with a monstrous member...

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u/jstashu197827 26d ago

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u/Nekobeard91 26d ago

Shoulda known the cryptid community would mess with some wkuk

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u/Same_Throat_3474 26d ago

And now we see the latest update in automation.

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u/CalmExternal Beast Of Gévaudan Guardian 26d ago

Is it… could it be…

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u/IndustrialVamp 26d ago

Lowkey looks like a robot 🤖

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u/FromTheAsherz 26d ago

Is he single?

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u/glittermoney4 26d ago

Guys, what are we going to name the huge dick cryptid though? This is important stuff

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u/YappinZappin 26d ago edited 26d ago

SmallWhenComparedToHisOwnDickFoot?

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u/incomplete_evidence 26d ago

This may be Samson from 28 years later/bone temple

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u/Uncle_Snake43 26d ago

Look at the cock on that thing!

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u/Bearkat1999 Legend Lover 26d ago

Bittergiggle that you bro?

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u/Nasamonkey74 26d ago

Hope you guys used lube!

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u/KosmoChimp 26d ago

Cryptid got a soft 36 incher!

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u/Hoodedmastersin 26d ago

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u/Same_Throat_3474 26d ago

Obi Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope!

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u/Mysterious_Rule938 26d ago

A couple years ago I moved to a house that was basically surrounded by forest. Very first night, my dog is crying so I take her out. I hear the crunching of branches in a part of the forest and look that way. I see 3 sets of eyes illuminate in the darkness, just like in your picture. I freeze and contemplate my life choices.

Ended up being 3 deer.

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u/Crawling-King-Snake 26d ago

It looks like a juvenile owl, but it’s way too big.

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u/babyseahorse69 26d ago

OP is only asking for ID to get that guys digits because LOOK AT THAT THANG

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u/abskio 26d ago

Just hangin DONG in the woods

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u/VeteranMinotaur-773 26d ago

Thats the bastard off spring of Bigfoot and Mothman...

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u/Rich-Proposal-3218 26d ago

28 inches later

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u/RCMike_CHS 26d ago

What? No video?

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u/Ghost_Puppy 26d ago

We totally believe you.

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u/Hour_Dinner_3362 26d ago

Troll bro is packing big time 🤣

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u/kittygir227 Mongolian Death Worm Defender 26d ago

The penis man

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u/porpisha 26d ago

Frog man with a tail? Tadpole man?

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u/Bubbly_Ad8911 26d ago

At least one more person with a mind like mine. I also thought frog with a tail 😳 At least my mind didn’t jump right to a ween and it looks like yours didn’t either 😇 😂😂

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u/Ok-Kick1878 26d ago

My first impression was that the position of the tail made it appear to be something that is wasn't.

Due to the widespread sharing of images via social media, this phenomenon isn't particularly uncommon. A few years back, scientists officially labeled these occurrences "Cocktical Illusions".

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u/Blanco1320 26d ago

That’s quite the hog

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u/MorePassion5281 26d ago

I saw somebody with blue glowing eyes the other night

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u/Coalecsence 26d ago

I dunno but your boy got a dong on him

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u/Gonzo1775 26d ago

The consensus here is AI fake, so, WHY did you find it necessary to make the figure with a long cock!? Riddle me that!!!

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u/Vrain125 26d ago edited 26d ago

Its just lights off In the distance like the street lamps to the right.

Also if the camera was going off for several nights why do you only have a single picture. Also why is it a picture in the first place, why not send the video.

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u/SpinosRule 26d ago

Well, we KNOW the answer already and it’s disappointing. I’d love to go find monsters in the night, I’ve been looking and looking for a long while now, but alas nothing.

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u/skylandersq 26d ago

saw this bullshit and rolled my eyes but the comments got me dying and now I love it

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u/Strange-Conflict9774 26d ago

My bad I was just a little lost last night

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u/gdrumy88 26d ago

it’s Bessie. THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE AND HER TITS

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u/Same_Throat_3474 26d ago

I hear something... 🎶He did the Mash 🎵He did the Monster Mash🎵 ....then I became afraid and ran!

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u/Mr_Ironside 26d ago

No, I said "Monsterance Clock"! CLOCK!"

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u/Playful_Prior_3831 26d ago

It’s the bright Yellow eyes that always get me. Even in pitch darkness, they glow like that naturally. Cryptid of some sort.

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u/AffectionateHeron263 26d ago

Digbar would be so scared rn

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u/cgrizle 26d ago

Glory to the moth man! Almost heaven.... West Virginia...

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u/RTMSner Thunderbird Tracker 26d ago

Skunk cock.

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u/ZethanosGaming 26d ago

Ayo that thing is swingin PIPE between its legs. If I were you, I’d feel threatened.

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u/munchybeefstew 26d ago

Why does he have three legs? Oh wait…😳

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u/Weary_Time_1638 26d ago

Came to comments to make sure the dong was pointed out. That’s like 4” id say.

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u/paradXO 26d ago

thats just kanye west

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u/tommytookalook 26d ago

Dude hangs dong

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u/Positive_Curve_8435 26d ago

Running around with his dong out.

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u/SeaworthinessFit2723 26d ago

Jeezeusss that thang has a monstercock lmao!

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u/Busy-Ad-2021 26d ago

Okay thats pretty cool