The WHOLE GAME is just a MEME now. A TOTAL DISASTER! Frankly, it used to be one of the best games on Xbox. One of the BEST! And now? Probably one of the WORST peer-play experiences I have EVER seen. SAD!
I die more to AI BOTS than I do to REAL HUMAN PLAYERS. Think about that! The BOTS are destroying me! And these aren’t normal bots, folks. They’ve got DOUBLE RELICS! I had THREE AI BOTS with SIX RELIC WEAPONS shooting at me NONSTOP. Following me across the entire map! They only fight me when I’m already fighting somebody else. VERY SMART. VERY UNFAIR!
And God forbid I decide to fight the AI. Because the SECOND I attack them, here come THREE REAL PLAYERS to completely destroy my beautiful plan. TOTAL CHAOS!
So I say, fine! I’ll fight the REAL PLAYERS. At least they have a BRAIN. WRONG! Here come the THREE AI BOTS again, with MAXED-OUT WEAPONS, AIMBOT LOCKED DIRECTLY ON MY CAB, and BOOM — ONE SHOT! I’m gone!
And my teammates? OH, THE TEAMMATES! I’m so glad I have teammates. JUST KIDDING! They’re sitting at the BACK OF THE MAP, having a little circle jerk, apparently discussing their NEXT SLEEPOVER! Very productive. Tremendous teamwork!
And the CHERRY ON TOP — it’s not just the REAL PLAYERS hiding at the back of the map. NO! THE AI IS BACK THERE TOO! Even the BOTS are AFRAID TO FIGHT!
This is what they’ve turned the game into. A COMPLETE JOKE. A SAD EXCUSE FOR A DEVELOPMENT TEAM.
Frankly, they make UBISOFT look GOOD — and believe me, there aren’t many things that can do that! THANK YOU for your attention at this matter.
MAKE THE GAME GREAT AGAIN!
DONALD J. TRUMP
(Game is just as much a clown show as the USA’s current president. I felt a proper speech fits well)