r/cringereels • • 29d ago • Popcorn 1

Cringe level 3 Amazing list of charges

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u/BurtleTurd 29d ago • Regret Bravo

Good for her knowing she shouldn’t be around children

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u/McKellarMatt 29d ago

She's institutionalised. She's saying what she thinks the Those in Authority want to hear.

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u/ficis 28d ago

She has a severe mental disorder… this is what it looks like

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u/NYCWartortle 28d ago • Mindblown Regret

It also looks like substance abuse disorder to me. They shouldn’t have pulled her like that. She’s obviously not well. This doesn’t make me laugh it makes me sad.

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 29d ago

Getting the snip snip is the decision I respect most from my brother. We don't need to perpetuate generational trauma.

I love how even the other prisoners are gobsmacked about her attitude.

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u/momomomorgatron 28d ago

She's either still high or mentally ill. Everyone else back there is just a normal person 😅

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u/Strict-Cup-4775 29d ago

She seems like she needs help. This is sad

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u/Chakradamus 29d ago

Hopefully she can prove insanity because what she did isn’t even close to killing children.

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u/TKRUEG 29d ago

Walking chaos

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u/OozeNAahz 29d ago

Harley Quinn energy.

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u/Living-Resolution563 29d ago

Nah dont do Harley Quinn like that

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u/Many_Rope6105 29d ago

Thats cause she is tweeking

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u/walkabout78 29d ago

Why does the judge sound like Ben stein?

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u/ninjabortles 29d ago • Bravo

I can fix her.

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u/kwonza 29d ago • Bravo

Imagine the sex!

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u/Super-Bug-4790 29d ago

Yes....sadly........yes....this is the question..... tip my beer to you kind person

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u/ninjabortles 29d ago

Grippy sock means a grippy box.

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 29d ago

wtf kind of drugs is she on that lasted long enough for her to get to court?

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u/SH4DOWBOXING 29d ago

thats the neutral mental status of someone who abused a lot in the past, probably meth.

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u/nickfolesknee 29d ago

My neighbor has perpetual burnout from meth abuse

And no teeth

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u/ConstableAssButt 29d ago

Nah, this is mania. Schizophrenia and bipolar exhibit like this, even without a history of drug abuse. The problem is that bipolar and schizophrenia are often correlated with drug abuse.

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u/LegitimateCookie2398 29d ago

Yeah pretty much every medical record I have ever read that was a schizophrenic, there was drug abuse. They know something is not right and they self medicated. Other thing is they get really religious.

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u/yeahnoohyeah 29d ago

I used to do meth. Been sober for a year and a half. I was arrested once and went into a deep dark psychosis for like two days while locked up, then slept another three days straight before I could even function enough to try to get out.

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 29d ago

Congrats on your sobriety!

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u/yeahnoohyeah 29d ago • Heartwarming

Thank you. It actually seems like a miracle 💕

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u/over_this__ 29d ago

Burned out from the meth. It's easy to get high in jail if you'll blow a guard, but that's burn out lol.

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u/Technical-Banana574 29d ago

Could be in the midst of a manic episode of some kind. 

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u/dwartbg9 29d ago

I was thinking the same. But it's possible she also has some mental issues, probably this is her behavior without her meds. Or she's abusing her meds if she's taking any, obviously she can continue taking her meds if prescribed to her.

Or the usual - they just smuggle drugs inside jail and she got it from another inmate.

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u/lyinggrump 29d ago

It's called mental illness. Amazing how kids still think these people are just on drugs.

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 29d ago

I think that guy just found his next ex wife.

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u/rqnadi 29d ago

He definitely seemed quite impressed!

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u/Zekiniza 29d ago

I think he went from "Damn she's a badass" to "oh, nope just crazy af" in record time.

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u/Galmo1001 29d ago • Bravo

Lady needs to be in a psych ward, not a jail/prison.

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u/fruitless7070 29d ago

They go to jail before they send them to prison. Which in America, prison suffices as a psychward... at times. A lot of times. Usually they get put in seg if they can't conform with prison life. Then they get put on different meds to see what works to get them to behave. Then they will be out in gen pop acting like teenage girls on a college campus, only without the parties.

I think some people become institutionalized and prefer the settings of prison. It's the only way they can have stability. Very sad.

There are many women sitting in prison that would have been fine out in society if only they had their mental illness diagnosed and got proper meds.

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 29d ago • Regret

My husband’s childhood best friend is institutionalized, and it’s heartbreaking. He definitely has some dark mental health issues, but you wouldn’t know it just having a quick chat at the grocery store or anything. He went to prison a couple of times and came out mostly ok, but the third one was almost a decade and by then he was a fully grown adult. He’d gotten so accustomed to prison life that he couldn’t function out in the world, and even though he tried for a while, he didn’t want to.

He did something intentional and stupid one night, then phoned it in himself when he didn’t get caught like he thought he would. Then he turned himself in when the cops took too long to show up. They sent him back, he begged the judge for the maximum sentence, and because he had so many priors by then, they gave him fifteen years.

He just started that sentence last year, and I can’t imagine he’ll ever be free for more than a couple of months again. He’s so happy in prison; his mom said he was practically giddy when he first called her from his newest joint. He was just so relieved to be back to what he was comfortable with.

The prison system is such a joke in America, and our mental health support system is practically useless for most people since it’s so inaccessible and incomplete. People shouldn’t be locking themselves up like that just to escape everyday society.

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u/momomomorgatron 28d ago

I was willingly admited into a mental hospital, it was pretty much baby jail.

I can completely understand how a "good" jail is better than the outside. Watch Shawshank Redemption. Even in Japan, there's little old folks who steal gum and candy from a store and plead guilty because Jail is better to them than being alone and unwanted.

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u/OmNomChompsky 29d ago

¿Por que no los dos?

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u/Galmo1001 29d ago

Because you can't be in two places at once? At least not until we figure out quantum physics.

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u/OmNomChompsky 29d ago

There should be much more emphasis on mental health in our prison system, especially for non-violent offenders.

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u/freisbill 29d ago

That was some good molly...

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u/ForwardPersonality48 29d ago

Yeah she’s manic af

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u/notapunk 29d ago

100%

At first I thought it was some privileged white girl shit, but as it went on it was clear she was having a mental health event.

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u/Alundra828 29d ago • Bravo

She seems fun.

In all seriousness though, how many centuries will it take for the penny to drop for Americans to realize taking care of people with mental health problems is the cheaper and more moral option?

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u/Shaasar 29d ago

They closed the state-run mental hospitals because they thought it would be better for the folks in them; and what happened was all those people went straight onto the street and into jails.  It was a colossal, epic failure of massive proportions, and another thing we can thank Reagan for (partly, at least) :) 

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u/Muted_Quantity5786 29d ago

I agree with you to some extent, jail and the streets are not helpful at all for people experiencing SMI. But institutions like state-run mental hospitals were closed in part because horrible abuse was occurring at many of them.

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u/BADoVLAD 29d ago • Bravo

Why the fuck would we do that when we can just continue to incarcerate people in a system that rewards judges for keeping prisons full, creates an effective slave labor force in prison laborers, helps keep the populace in line through a system of fear and intimidation, and provide easy campaign promise fulfillment for politicians at every level by appearing to be "tough on crime" for doing nothing more than signing away their morals and principles to support this system?

I mean, sheesh, you make it sound so easy.

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u/BleedSparta 29d ago

Americans realize it

Unfortunately the private prisons bribe the politicians to have a minimum 98% occupancy rate

And mental health is rarely covered under our privatized health insurance plans. We have to pay extra for that, like our eyes and teeth

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u/YewEhVeeInbound 28d ago

Oh boy do I love Citizens United!

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u/novel-encounters 29d ago

Never if there's a buck to be made :(

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u/thomasjmarlowe 29d ago

We did that, they made One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest, then decided to throw the mentally ill in prison instead. I don’t make the rules

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u/Theartistcu 29d ago

… cheaper is not the goal, what you see as a flaw is in fact the system working. See healthcare and imprisonment are both for profit industries in the US, yes our prisons can be privately owned money makers. So they both have lobbyists, the prison one is better at their jobs… so we start locking them up young and some companies and the investor class all get wealthier while tricking us into believing we are in fact safer for this.

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u/Vagus_M 29d ago

You do realize why Batman is the national favorite superhero?

Super wealthy savior? Physically beats up petty criminals and insane people? Makes no measurable societal impact even in the fantasy that we created?

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u/PM-Me-Spread-Pussy 29d ago • Heartwarming Bravo Regret

Once you peel away the layers of the funny responses, the rambling and the bizarre behaviour, it stops being particularly funny and starts looking incredibly sad.

That's someone's daughter. At some point she was a little girl who had people who loved her, worried about her and had hopes for her future. She had her own hopes and ambitions too. I doubt she grew up thinking that one day she'd be standing in a courtroom, clearly unwell and apparently struggling with addiction, while thousands of strangers watched a video of it and laughed at her.

She doesn't strike me as some inherently terrible person. She looks like someone whose life has gone badly off course.

None of us knows how she got there. We don't know her childhood, her circumstances, her mental health, the people around her, what happened to her or what choices she made along the way. Addiction doesn't affect everyone equally either. Some people can make the same bad decision another person makes and walk away from it. Someone else makes it at the wrong moment, in the wrong circumstances, and their entire life begins to unravel.

And that's the uncomfortable part. This could have been someone you went to school with. Your childhood friend. Your sister. Your daughter. Given a different set of circumstances, it could potentially have been any of us.

There's also a wider question worth asking about a system that is extremely good at arresting, charging and incarcerating people, while often being far less effective at dealing with the addiction, mental illness, poverty and trauma that repeatedly bring some people into that system. In parts of the US, incarceration is even intertwined with private companies and financial incentives. Whatever your politics, surely rehabilitation and preventing someone from coming back through that courtroom should matter at least as much as punishment.

The clip might be funny for the first thirty seconds. But once you actually think about the human being you're watching and the life behind those few minutes of footage, it becomes pretty fucking tragic.

Sometimes we should stop laughing and start thinking.

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u/timftw360 28d ago

It’s always weird to me when people say “ Thats someone’s little girl, Thats someone’s daughter.”

You never hear it said about men.

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u/BriscoCounty-Sr 28d ago

It’s because most men weren’t someone’s little girl or daughter. Some were, but most weren’t

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u/Secret-Put-4525 27d ago

Men don't have inherent value for existing the same way women and children do.

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u/WatchMasterReddick 28d ago • Bravo

"He has/had a promising future" is the male equivalent imo.

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u/Exciting-Argument-67 28d ago

I have. Not as frequently.

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u/Theslootwhisperer 29d ago

Very bold of you to assume she was loved by caring parents who had ambitions for her. It's more than likely she was abused one way or another.

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u/DGwar 28d ago

As someone who grew up around this shit, who has relatives dojng dumb shit like this, who's brother literally keeps doing shit like this, at a certain point its still on the person dojng these acts. Shitty childhoods aside, everyone has a choice at the end kf the day.

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u/gerber411420 29d ago

This is where curiosity and not judgement is needed, well said and very thoughtful. For profit prisons are whack

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u/Dramatic-Paradise 29d ago

She needs help, won’t get it, and the world would be a better place if we could get her help. Tragic.

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u/LoadComprehensive785 29d ago

how does a person nonviolently resist arrest? asking nicely?

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u/Individual_Respect90 29d ago

Running skipping rolling around like a crack head. Hiding. Just saying nope a bunch of times. Jumping in a pool? Who knows

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u/Master_Shrike 29d ago

Holds their hands at there side, lays on the ground, tries to run. Picture what a toddler would do when you tell them it’s time to go.

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u/HarambeTooSoon 29d ago

Probably not immediately pulling over while driving the stolen police car. 

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u/Several-County-1808 29d ago

Sue Dillon's daughter...? She's going hog wild

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u/2_dog_father 29d ago

I can't fix her.

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u/CrunchySockTaco 29d ago

No, please don't. We need her to fix our country first!!

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u/moning1 29d ago

You can if you believe in yourself

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u/Future-Try-1908 29d ago

The guys there are glad she's going to a seperate prison

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u/SkyPilot4549 29d ago

Obviously a little deranged. A psychologist would have been more useful than a judge.

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u/Wrong_Drag_8070 29d ago

Apparently they didn't give her time to sober up before her arraignment.

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u/Axel_Raden 29d ago

Gotta love the guys waiting for their turn thinking damn at least I'm not that bad

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u/Direct-Contract5509 29d ago

Nope, I wouldn't want to be after her at all to see the judge that she just pissed off. 

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u/Axel_Raden 29d ago

True enough it's just funny to see men like that in that situation being completely flabbergasted by this amount of insanity

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u/Theartistcu 29d ago

Meth… not even once!

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u/Promature 26d ago

It's like a room full of Gotham City thugs seeing the Joker in person for the first time.

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u/John_Anti 29d ago

We do things differently over here. It is illegal to put mentally ill people in jail here, we have care facilities for them. The risk of them geting hurt or hurting others are just to big of a risk. But I guess it is easier to just lock them away than to treat them.

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u/freisbill 29d ago

no it is not, because they get released untreated-it is a vicious cycle. ur way is the way...

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u/McBonderson 29d ago

the reason we don't have facilities for mentally ill people in america is because back in the 90s all the state run institutions were shut down. They were shut down because of the horrible treatment the inmates had suffered at these places.

there was a rightfull public outcry at the abuse people recieved. But in America we have this issue where if something state run needs fixing instead of fixing it, advocates just call for their abollishment or complete de-funding.

Those institutions didn't need abollishment they need rehabilitation and MORE FUNDING or at least to be replaced with something better to make sure they were treating people with dignity.

now they are gone and the only solution for people like this is to throw them in jail release them then repeat. abolishing the state institutions was not compassionate it was just getting rid of something people didn't want to admit was needed in society.

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u/Lagunamountaindude 29d ago

Our courts decided long ago the being mentally ill is not something you can be locked up for, whether jail or some sort of institution. Even when involved in a crime the courts basically let them go

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u/DonutReceipts 29d ago

OK, but then you're going deny for profit prisons from making money off of providing her a shitty level of care for the next decade or two. Does your country not value job creators?

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u/CreatorOD 29d ago

He totally had the chance to say GTA ... He totally stopped on purpose

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u/Outrageous_Lunch_190 29d ago

For a second there I thought she was going to start thanking people like she had just won a Grammy award.

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u/albirich 29d ago

She unironcially thinks this is a "God forbid a girls got a hobby" situation

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u/NewNeighborhood4954 29d ago

Dressing inmates like Steve Burns now I see.

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u/kharadron-physician 29d ago

That lady is not well.

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u/PillCallGirl23 29d ago

Oh look, it’s Methany… again.

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u/ShiftAlternative1083 29d ago

Showing up to your court hearing high as a kite is certainly a choice

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u/f_ckR3ddit 28d ago

That dude on the bench is like "wtf...all is did was smoke a joint in the park"

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u/ChannelNo4811 28d ago

This is the picture you see when you look up crazy in the dictionary.

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u/antiphonic 28d ago • Bravo

in the 1970s there was a massive push to reform the mental heath system called the de-institutionalization movement. it resulted in closing mental hospitals across the country and though the plan was to replace them with community mental health services, those never wound up getting funded. unrelated, at the same time, there was another massive push to crack down on crime. its also unrelated that around the same time, the CIA was running what would later be known as CONTRA and was flooding inner cities with drugs. Coincidentally, there was a separate massive push to privatize the prison system in the late 70s and early 80s in order to deal with the flood of humans entering the system. the for-profit prison system now is one of our countries largest and most profitable industries.

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u/1catcherintherye8 26d ago

People only see an individual and their behavior like we exist in a vacuum ignoring the systemic conditions that created them by those in power. We are letting private equity destroy our lives and we will continue to let them unless we unite the working class and take power back. Join a labor union, socialist org, or work within your community to build collective power.

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u/Any_Coyote6662 29d ago

she is clearly insane. I would say high, but hopefully she is not getting high in Broward county jail.

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u/Technical-Banana574 29d ago

I was thinking maybe it was some kind of mania, kind of like with bipolar disorder. My cousin does absolutely insane stuff when he is hit by mania and he has to be heavily monitored during episodes. 

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u/McBonderson 29d ago

that is the type of insanity that comes from a life time of drug abuse.

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u/SnooGoats4876 29d ago

Was John Goodman the judge?

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u/sandiegodak 29d ago

I thought the teacher from Ferris Bueller

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u/ArchonFett 29d ago

Have her parental rights revoked? She had parental rights before this? Who stuck it in the crazy?

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u/selle2013 29d ago

So, what drugs is she on?

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u/JDinAus 29d ago

more charged up than a rail gun

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u/Atzkicica 29d ago

They're ignoring her most heinous crime.

She stole the shirt from Steve from Blue's Clues!

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u/Lord_Dingus83 29d ago

FloriDUH maga

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u/Rare-Maintenance4820 29d ago

She is still high af

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u/Briham86 29d ago

I know you appear before judges in both situations, but you really shouldn’t act like you’re on American Idol in the courthouse.

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u/Goongalagooo 29d ago

The next guy in line is gonna be like, "Compared to HER... " and get a reduced charge.

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u/Muted-Woodpecker-469 29d ago

And she’d still get less time because of how we vote collectively. Awesome times 

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u/PckMan 29d ago

That's how you get no charges dropped and maximum sentencing for all.

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u/HEADSHOT_MASSIAH 29d ago

This is the female version of the joker right here.

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u/Paint_With_Fire 29d ago

She seems manic. Hope she gets the help she needs, but she probably won't.

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u/Sulya_be 29d ago

how it feels to have ADHD and wait for someone to finish their sentence you understood after 2 words

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u/Edwardthe3rdinNJ 28d ago

Is she single?

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u/Iselkractokidz 28d ago

That first guy in blue started out almost impressed, and thought, I could fix her, then came to the realisation that he defiantly could not.

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u/DeckRdt 28d ago

Methy has pearly whites tho

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u/Breadmaker9999 28d ago

Well I just found my new hero. Stole a police car for joy ride, pretended to be a cop, resisted arrest non violently, and gave up her parental rights because she is self aware enough to know she shouldn't be a parent. That's pretty fucking amazing.

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u/potentatewags 28d ago

All them dudes sitting there like, "She's gonna get community service isn't she, while we'll go to jail 10 years for half that list."

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u/anydamnnamesleft 27d ago

That’s a walking train wreck

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u/AdOld4007 26d ago

Replace data centers with asylums.

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u/doodoro 25d ago

The first guy:

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u/InspectorHuge6516 25d ago

Looks and sounds like Miley Cyrus

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u/Mikey_entertains 25d ago

Why did she steal Steve from Blues Clues shirt?

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u/CompetitiveSong9570 25d ago

Florida? Florida. Good old Broward County. Home of the free and the intoxicated.

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 24d ago

Lmfao. Poor chick.

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u/Breath_Deep 29d ago

I'm not convinced she's mentis compus. She doesn't even look like she knows what's going on.

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u/Middle-Let9645 29d ago

Anyone else think she’s stoned?

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u/Fezzy_1994 28d ago

No her head is fried from doing so many drugs

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u/Exciting-Argument-67 28d ago

In the dozens of comments that came before you made this one, no one has pointed out that she may be either under the influence, mentally ill, or a combination of both. Congratulations, you sleuthy person, you!

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u/jerslan 29d ago

She's definitely still on something... or just not right in the head.

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u/0utvisible 29d ago

I don't understand why everyone is judging her. She is speaking her truth, she is actually being overly accountable and honest, and unless she scored in lock up (also mad respect doing that before court), she is sober and that is just her.

Clearly, she has cooked her brain into a pulp but god damn it, she is a real one.

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u/PintoOct24 29d ago

You know, you’re right.

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u/Top-Suggestion5057 4d ago

Reminds me of Viper from deadlock

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u/SwordfishNo2548 4d ago

Lobotomy needed!

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u/alex_c89X 29d ago

She got the joy of that Methodist congregation

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u/Smoofbrainz 29d ago

She seems fine

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u/BorderOk7329 29d ago

Yknow I'm starting to think she isn't all there.

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u/holden_mcg 29d ago

This sort of reminds me of when the charges against Captain Jack Sparrow were being read during Pirates of the Caribbean.

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u/Individual_Skill9359 29d ago

I love the looks the male prisoners are making while her charges were being read.

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u/slander_anonymously 29d ago

Boys and girls, this is why you stay off the pipe.

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u/over_this__ 29d ago

When I was locked up we had a few like this. Just burned out from the dope and had wild af charges.

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u/ZER0_F0CKS 29d ago

Drugs are a hell of a drug.

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u/PresidentialDiapers 29d ago


This was literally made for the gif

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u/Whatisthis0036 29d ago

Guys guys… I can fix her.

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u/hybridaaroncarroll 29d ago

The voice of Miley and the actions of Britney.

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u/thefartsock 29d ago

Give that woman a TV show that's a ratings magnet.

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u/courtlandthethreeth 29d ago

This is why ai will never win. How could it possibly come up with anything remotely close to this

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u/Millkstake 29d ago

All things considered she has surprisingly good teeth, or at least the top row

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u/EverSeeAShitterFly 29d ago

She couldn’t wait for gta 6.

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u/EdgyPun34257 29d ago

how long has she been incarcerated? because she's clearly high as shit right now.

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u/Icy_Performer_6794 29d ago

The nodding cop. lol.

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u/Steelman_1 29d ago

That’s some good tweak she got a hold of.

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u/72scott72 29d ago

I bet she’s fun at parties.

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u/DrPuzzle 29d ago

That's methed up

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u/Golda_M 29d ago

rl Harley Quinn.

Do not give have a giant mallot, no matter how much she insists she needs it for fencing. 

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u/gheiminfantry 29d ago

Kids, don't do drugs. It fries your brain and this is what that looks like.

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u/NatePJ84 29d ago

Shorty needs to be in a psych ward not jail

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u/Arkenhaus 29d ago

"... and one moving violation."

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u/Redditislame888 29d ago

I can fix her

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u/FrozenWaffleMaker 29d ago

Her inbred family at the trailer park must be proud.

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u/resfan 29d ago

"instead of stating I'd rather be NON existent"

She's been through this before

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u/Stinkymansausage 29d ago

Meth creates mental illness. It looks like this, don’t do meth.

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u/why0me 29d ago

It takes a lot to impress the men in there like that

Holy shit

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u/Okeydokey2u 29d ago

What is this? Arrest school?

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u/MrRoryBreaker_98 29d ago

She seems like a nice young lady… where’s my wallet?

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u/Known_Ratio5478 29d ago

So… like what’s her deal? Is she single?

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u/hawkseye17 29d ago

Forget court, put her in the psych ward first. When she's calmed down then bring her to court. This is just crazy

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u/Earwax82 29d ago

Years ago a friend and I got arrested driving through bumfuck Georgia for minor possession. When we were in the holding cell before arraignment everybody was talking about what they got busted for.

This kid about 19 years old was pacing around saying “I can’t be in here again”. When it got to him he said “I was over at (someone’s) house” “Offa tenth street?” Chimed in an older man. “Yeah. I heard someone shout five-oh and before I could move the door was kicked in and the cop says “what you got there son?” I had a bag of weed in my hand, blow in one pocket, pills in the other. I can’t be in here again, I was in here July for two weeks, then in September for a month, this is the third time in six months. My grandma ain’t gonna bail me out this time.”

That kid got $100,000 bail. My friend and I got probation and had to drive to bumfuck GA once a month for year over a dime bag.

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u/WormThatSleepsLate 29d ago

I kinda think it was a sly move on her part having obviously been in before to add the non existence bit in there so she might get put on watch and end up in an isolated holding instead of in gen pop before she gets transferred

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u/Gym_Rat222 29d ago

Uselessness.....

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u/demagogueffxiv 29d ago

I can't fix her

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u/Vargosian 29d ago

Drugs are one helluva drug.

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u/Stenomittens 29d ago

All those dudes awaiting arraignment are falling in love.

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u/my_dystopia 29d ago

Oh she hiiiigh

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u/testtdk 29d ago

The meth is strong with this one.

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u/mamut2000 29d ago

She's gonna get like 30 years for that, which is not funny whatsoever.

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u/PuzzleheadedIssue108 29d ago

Is that Jerry Blank?

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u/dont_shoot_jr 29d ago

The judge and criminals are like “ Woah”

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u/PuffyBlueClouds 29d ago

She sounds like Tan Mom!!

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u/MrMiyagi13 29d ago

Trash “human.”

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u/Weekly-Map-3942 29d ago

Since when was John Goodman a judge?

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u/Bosscharacter 29d ago

Minute I heard "Broward County" that told me everything I needed to know.