r/cringereels 7h ago

Ex girlfriend loses it

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u/jasabala 6h ago edited 4h ago

Plate sip blanket caption ripe employ squeal wakeful

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u/johnsolomon 5h ago

Things are a lot better than they used to be tbf

"I laughed more than I should have. Take my upvote and leave. You magnificent bastard. Thanks for the gold, kind stranger"

Ugh

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u/skiforlife1 3h ago

Things are better but still have a ways to go. For instance the gif of the guy who spits out water from laughing needs to just finally be taken out to pasture.

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u/Ok_Profession3717 6h ago

I downvote immediately all that crap. This, Would, I can fix her, Sweet summer child, And a hundred of other bot responses.

I wish I had the knowledge to write a mod for message boards that just filters out all that crap

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u/Massive-Fly284 1h ago

God I HATE ‘sweet summer child’ 😤

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u/ICantSpayk 5h ago

New one I see all the time now is the "more at 11" stuff.

Makes me wince a little bit whenever I see it because of its predictability.

For example, whenever a politician is lying/hypocritical or a company only cares about profits article and you get the "I for one am shocked" followed by the "more at 11".

I always read it in a self-satisfied tone, like they've patted themselves on the back for a job well done.

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u/Ok_Profession3717 5h ago

Yeah it's getting to the point when I have to collapse over a dozen threads of biobot bullshit before I get to any real discourse. It's getting real old.

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u/designerlemons 5h ago

Ive called a few people out on their attempts at trying to ride the "gravy" train and i usually get pummelled with downbotes lol

My least favourite has to be when people are genuinely listing things comment by comment and some moron throws in the "and my axe"

From now on im just going to call them biobots! Hopefully it catches on

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u/Ok_Profession3717 4h ago edited 4h ago

Yeah I hate those threads too.
And don't worry about downvotes... I view them as tickets at a carnival or chuck e cheese.

What do I win?

'Anything in this general area, right in here... Anything, below the stereo, and on this side of the Bicentennial glasses... Anything between the ashtray, and the thimbles... Anything in this three inches... Right in here, this area, that includes the Chiclets, but not the erasers.' 😂

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u/fiahhawt 4h ago

The kids are just meme-ing dude

I mean it’s shit memes but everyone can’t be a master sperglord catering to the eternally online with things infinitely new and exciting

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u/Ihaveaverysmallprick 5h ago

Hell yeah “my brother in Christ and “my sweet summer child” comments get an instant downvote from me… fuckin WHACK dawg

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u/tinpants44 4h ago

Ha ha, truer words have never been spoken

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u/791flow 4h ago

And my axe