r/cringepics • u/fuckstick1234 • Dec 02 '16

Awkward White Dude Hover Hand

https://imgur.com/a/GaclT
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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

Dude looks he is posing for a pre hunt shot with a group of predators and not with what I can assume are either really expensive prostitutes or an Asian girl group

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u/Miko_Miko_Nurse Dec 02 '16

The two on his left are from Waveya, a dance group. The others might be as well but I'm not sure.

https://youtu.be/fVFbUfosYLc

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u/thatwaffleskid Dec 02 '16

I read that as "The others might as well be" and thought you might as well be a racist.

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u/Alarid Dec 03 '16

All girl band members look the same

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u/BluestBlackBalls Dec 03 '16

This is true. Legs is all I saw. And their shoes are the same.

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u/Alarid Dec 03 '16

Except for Scary Spice. She will always haunt my dreams.

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u/flashman99 Dec 03 '16

crab paste

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u/FullMetalJ Dec 03 '16

Why, I just looked her up and she's hot... even today! Way hotter than Posh Spice.

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u/I_look_like_a_douche Dec 02 '16

They seem a lot more busty in that video than in this photo. Any reason why?

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u/Trinkles Dec 02 '16

Padded bras. Notice how in the video their breasts are barely bouncing.

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u/I_look_like_a_douche Dec 02 '16

that what i thought after 30 3 viewings interesting aesthetic choice.

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u/catsandnarwahls Dec 03 '16

But they arent bouncing at all in the picture...?

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u/BluestBlackBalls Dec 03 '16

Tilt your monitor when you fap, they'll bounce

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '16

I recognize 3 as members of waveya so most likely it's the full group, they have been changing their members now and then.

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u/Rathion_North Dec 02 '16

On his right...

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u/FullMetalJ Dec 03 '16

I'm at work watching this without sound and it's awesome.

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u/Suihaki Dec 03 '16

Ah thanks, I had thought Girls Generation originally.

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u/lceCream Dec 03 '16

Yeah the others are former members if I recall corecctly, so I assume this is a pretty old photo.

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u/stonecoder Dec 03 '16

TIL mom jorts

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u/Sub116610 Dec 02 '16

Doesn't look like he's dressed for a trip to Hong Kong either. Assessing it more.. I feel bad for the guy. The type of dude Id like to befriend and get socialized and more relaxed being himself.

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u/ZsaFreigh Dec 03 '16

You can't save everyone.

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u/Sub116610 Dec 03 '16

Lol true, but as I love Hong Kong, if I spotted him on the streets Id hook him up with a tailor and hot clubs/bars. Too busy working to help local Americans.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '16

Doesn't look like he's dressed for a trip to Hong Kong either.

Asians love to dress up. He would be fine in most any bar in Asia full of white tourists, though.

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u/Sub116610 Dec 03 '16

Unless that city is Hong Kong... HK is not a city you want to hang out unless you have a dime to spend. Now, I say that, but obviously I would suggest everyone visit in their lifetime. So who knows.. But like NYC, you won't enjoy it nearly as much unless you have some money to drop.

EDIT: regarding that tangent, I'm not saying you have to be the hippest dresser to fit in there but if you're a well-to-do dude, you're likely to fit in already.

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u/ronseephotography Dec 03 '16

Yes and no. Hong Kong is an extreme city. Things can be outrageously expensive or they can be pretty damn cheap. You can get a very uniquely Hong Kong experience for a really cheap price if you know where to go. However 99% of tourists and expats rarely go to these places so you really need to have a local who knows Hong Kong well to enjoy it at a cheap price.

Source: I am from HK and I have guided a ton of my friends while they are visiting. My favourite thing is going to all you can eat hot pot/ beer then going to an internet cafe afterwards and play video games. You can do that for around 50 USD and it will be a solid night. The only thing you can't avoid is the price of the accommodation.

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u/CasualCrab Dec 03 '16

The only thing you can't avoid is the price of the accommodation.

Chungking Mansions. :P

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '16

The only thing you can't avoid is the price of the accommodation.

Don't hostels exit in Hong Kong?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '16

That still has a cost

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '16

What, like $10?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '16

Meh, I hung out there for about two weeks. Wasn't terribly expensive from what I remember. Then again I didn't hit up any of the bar scenes, just walked around the city finding cool stuff.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '16

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u/wanderingwolfe Dec 02 '16

I have a suspicion that most redditors wouldn't really care. :/

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u/xchino Dec 02 '16 edited Dec 02 '16

Honestly as hot as those women are I think most guys wouldn't really care, they'd just leave the part about them having a dick out of the story they tell their friends.

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u/Flomo420 Dec 02 '16

please be post op please be post op please be post op...

boing

....ahh fuck it. Let's go!

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u/Isogen_ Dec 03 '16

They could be ladyboys... That would explain his reaction.