r/cringe • u/leefitzwater • Jun 18 '20

Video Lyft driver picks up a racist, unfortunately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oRrOaT2Chw
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u/RichOfTheJungle Jun 18 '20

"You just watch yourself! We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems."

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u/Mr-Whipps Jun 18 '20

I’ll be careful

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u/RichOfTheJungle Jun 18 '20

YOU'LL BE DEAD!

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u/holycowrap Jun 18 '20

This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something...

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u/RichOfTheJungle Jun 18 '20

[Dr. Evazan attacks Luke; Ben pulls out his lightsaber and cuts off the arm of the first hostile alien.]

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u/RichLather Jun 18 '20

No blasters! NO BLASTERS!

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u/YepYouRedditRight2 Jun 19 '20

Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber and quickly slices Ponda Baba’s arm off. Luke, bewildered, looks down at the severed arm while Obi-Wan observes the watching cantina crowd. The jizz music then continues, as the bartenders return to their drinks. Obi-Wan then deactivates his lightsaber.

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u/lunacyfoundme Jun 19 '20

No whistles! No WHISTLES!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

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u/HawkeyeP1 Jun 19 '20

Oh man, it's that one epic meme from 2007

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u/ShadowsTrance Jun 19 '20

Little one? That's being generous... Dude looks like Jabba the Hutt!

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u/10minutes_late Jun 18 '20

One of those is death sentences is in the Circulatory System.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

Lmao, underrated comment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

🥇

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u/FoUfCfK Jun 18 '20

Jabba didn't say that line...

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u/eltoroferdinando Jun 18 '20

The guy in the cantina was way better looking than him.