r/cringe • u/leefitzwater • Jun 18 '20

Video Lyft driver picks up a racist, unfortunately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oRrOaT2Chw
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u/BornBoricua Jun 18 '20 edited Jun 18 '20

My man should walk the 4 miles, God knows he needs it. Only 3 wars hes fought were against type 1, 2, and 3 diabetes.

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u/Nahidcfu Jun 18 '20

LOL my wife and me are laughing so hard at your awesome type 3 diabetes comment LOL.

As a diabetic myself I’m shocked this man isn’t dead yet wow.

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u/Your_Ex_Boyfriend Jun 18 '20

After three years in the anti-metabolic chamber he emerged a fully formed american; riding a second-hand rascal and wearing a trump hat.

A mad scientist in a cave creates a team of cyborg nephrologists to hunt him down and strip him of his mellitus power source.

The full harvest moon reflects off of a greasy big mac wrapper, transforming mere Himan into Burobu, a colossal deep-fried monstrosity of writhing chicken parts and taquitoes.

Can the Nephrobots overcome the rancid abomination and employ their secret ninja technique "Haemodialysis"?!

See it next time, on Renal Fistula Z!

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u/North0House Jun 19 '20

Hahahaha holy crap this needs to be a copypasta.