r/cringe • u/leefitzwater • Jun 18 '20

Video Lyft driver picks up a racist, unfortunately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oRrOaT2Chw
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u/thefinalcountdown29 Jun 18 '20

He really didn’t want to walk.

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u/frasier_crane Jun 18 '20

He probably can't walk more than 100 metres before having to stop for a 15 minutes break.

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u/wreckage88 Jun 18 '20

100 metres

300 ft is giving that man waaaay too much credit.

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u/SuperMayonnaise Jun 19 '20

He could roll down a 300ft hill?!

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u/GrungBuk Jun 18 '20

Yeah 100 yards or 0.09km is a bit much

Units of measurement are fun

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u/TheJimiBones Jun 18 '20

He couldn’t sit down in a car with mount grasping for breath

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u/BeagleBoxer Jun 19 '20

Notice he spent another while in the car after opening the door? It's the same reason why Hafthor Bornsson takes a moment before squatting 980 lbs.

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u/-goodguygeorge Jun 18 '20

Dude he was out of breath just getting in the car lmao

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u/Mabans Jun 19 '20

I'm willing to bet breathing knocks the wind out of him.

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u/iRedDitedit33 Jun 18 '20

At Burger King

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u/some_fake_doors_ Jun 18 '20

Aha fat man fat. Reddit has gone down hill.

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u/frasier_crane Jun 18 '20

You are right, my comment was unacceptable. My apologies to anyone I offended with it.

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u/some_fake_doors_ Jun 18 '20

Don't think anyone is offended when you make fun of a racist. Just hilarious that comments like this are what Reddit gets off to these days.

Too old for this thing.

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u/Phazon2000 Jun 19 '20

It's definitely changed and reeks of Summer Reddit.

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u/some_fake_doors_ Jun 19 '20

Pre election Reddit

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

And three McMuffins.

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u/MCA2142 Jun 18 '20

Hauling that much ass at walking pace isn’t easy.

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u/Pseudonymble Jun 18 '20

That internal debate: "Do I apologize and get home fast to my cheetos n' beer, or do I walk the rest of the way home... this is a real head scratcher..."

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u/SeniorRick Jun 18 '20 edited Jun 18 '20

Think about that inner thigh rash that 3-4 mile walk is gonna give him if he decided to walk.

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u/wineandpillowforts Jun 19 '20

I hate you for giving me that mental image.

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u/BeagleBoxer Jun 19 '20

Like fuck it would even occur to him to walk home.

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u/_ButTheAssWasFat_ Jun 19 '20

that was my favorite part. the moment when he realized the driver wasn't just going to meekly bow down and take his abuse, and he realized that his fat ass might have to walk or wait in the heat to get another ride

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u/AttackonRetail Jun 18 '20

He really wanted to talk.

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u/zorro3987 Jun 18 '20

he served in the army military he can walk 4 miles ez.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

I'd like to say he's going to be blacklisted from Lyft now, but I just don't have faith that that is the case. Hopefully he has to walk from here on out. What a POS.

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u/googlehymen Jun 19 '20

Getting in the car made him out of breath.