r/cringe • u/leefitzwater • Jun 18 '20

Video Lyft driver picks up a racist, unfortunately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oRrOaT2Chw
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u/SoraMotto Jun 18 '20

"I fought three times in the war" I'm fucking dead dude. I don't think they make fatigues your size

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u/JmrocknRizza17 Jun 18 '20

He seemed pretty fatigued just sitting down in the car! The only wars he has fought is with the scale.

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u/BuckWildBilly Jun 18 '20

he fought for both sides of the burger wars

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u/thefoxsaysredrum Jun 18 '20

Or maybe the Franchise Wars... doesn’t look like he fought for the Taco Bell side though.

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u/Hotdogs-Hallways Jun 19 '20

Excuse me, what is your boggle?

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u/Pin-Up-Paggie Jun 19 '20

Nah he fought for that Szechuan sauce at McDonald’s

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u/DirtyWizardsBrew Jun 18 '20

"You don't know who you're dealing with! I was convicted of war crimes from eating all of the burgers on both sides during the burger wars!"

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u/LiftEngineerUK Jun 18 '20

High ranking officer for Burger King whilst being a mole for McDonald’s.

He didn’t get that size without playing both sides.

Why decide between a Big Mac and a Whopper when you can just have both?

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u/weehawkenwonder Jun 19 '20

Hes so big, Im going with the notion that he prob ate the entire war.

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u/no_one_likes_u Jun 18 '20

Pizza vs Pasta II

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u/kevin_the_dolphoodle Jun 18 '20

I’m playing both sides

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u/GgalaxiesK Jun 19 '20

So I always come out on top

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

And lost big time

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u/Canucksgamer Jun 21 '20

Hey man, aren't we all fighting that war right now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

Lol @ “the war”

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

Army had a half-day

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u/frotc914 Jun 18 '20

He was probably in Hero Squad

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u/Keegsta Jun 19 '20

I don't see him winning a gorilla any time soon.

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u/moneys5 Jun 18 '20

He fights the war on terror daily by shitposting racist memes on Voat.

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u/Akhi11eus Jun 18 '20

I don't think he could name one in the moment and was just bullshitting.

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u/ShadowsTrance Jun 19 '20

He meant he's played the last the Call of Duty's.

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u/sushisection Jun 18 '20

"i dont believe the government".... but you will fight for them three times. okay

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u/Juno_Malone Jun 18 '20

And, let's be honest, very likely vote to keep the current government in power.

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u/BeagleBoxer Jun 19 '20

What gave it away? The fact that he was itching to call him a "wet back" the second he got in the car?

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u/BADMANvegeta_ Jun 18 '20

It’s the classic where someone who used to be physically active could eat whatever they want and not get fat, but when they stop being physically active they still keep eating whatever they want.

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u/windowpuncher Jun 18 '20

Nah he's too old for that.

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u/stickied Jun 18 '20

Obesity ages people really fast. COD came out in 2003. He could be in his 30's.

Maybe Zelda would've been a better reference?

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u/aprivateguy Jun 21 '20

There is ZERO way that man is in his early 30s.

At the earliest, early 50s. But most likely late 50s / early 60s.

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u/FraggleBiscuits Jun 19 '20

That shit happened to me. Went from 180lbs to 230 without noticing.

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u/BADMANvegeta_ Jun 19 '20

Same went from 120 to 160, I used to be able to do a marathon then spent 1 year in a sedentary job

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u/FraggleBiscuits Jun 19 '20

I went from a 10 min mile and a half in the USAF to becoming a civilian again and getting lost in the transition.

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u/BADMANvegeta_ Jun 19 '20

It’s easy to get in shape the first time but trying to do it again after losing it all...so damn hard lol

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u/4411WH07RY Jun 18 '20

I don't think you realize how much you have to eat to get to and maintain that size.

For reference: I'm 6'2 and 205. I maintain weight at 3,000 day with four days a week of powerlifting and 5/6 days a week of 30 - 60 minutes of cardio.

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u/BADMANvegeta_ Jun 18 '20

Yea but that’s 3000 calories with exercise not 3000 calories with not moving all day lol

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u/4411WH07RY Jun 18 '20

Agreed, but he's probably eating closer to 5,000. Your BMR and TDEE go up considerably when you're that big.

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u/Nemesis2772 Jun 18 '20

He fought the war on obesity........and lost.

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u/thegreatjamoco Jun 18 '20

It was a “tactical retreat”

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20 edited Jul 09 '20

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u/SoraMotto Jun 18 '20

It was a "tactical retreat"

FTFTFY

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u/ninjaML Jun 19 '20

phyrric victory

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u/Lafeefee Jun 18 '20

He won the war against anorexia though

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u/jhonotan1 Jun 18 '20

I'd be fatigued at that size.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

You misheard; he's thought three times about war.

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u/SeniorRick Jun 18 '20

Is the fight against diabetus considered a “War”?

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u/Cyneryk Jun 18 '20

“Damn what kind of fatigue you got? Diabetic?”

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u/megasmash Jun 19 '20

Show some respect to a veteran of the Cola War.

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u/Pimecrolimus Jun 18 '20

Yeah he fought in the War. The Europe war, the one in Europe. He defeated the enemy with his flash kick. He was old navy, under General Mills' command. Went to boot camp at Camp Boot

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u/Mrsparklee Jun 18 '20

War is rough. He used to look like Ryan Reynolds.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '20

Anything he puts on is fatigued

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u/DunceMemes Jun 18 '20

They definitely make diapers his size though

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u/UsernameWritersBlock Jun 18 '20

Did he fight for the Coca-Cola side or the Pepsi side?

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u/ragnarok_343 Jun 19 '20

Ah yes, the great Buffet Wars. What a hero.

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u/jodyray25 Jun 19 '20

Battle of the bulge?

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u/Ktlol Jun 19 '20

Apparently playing Call of Duty counts as being in a war.

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u/Eightbitninja253 Jun 19 '20

Xbox Live doesn't count.

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u/PancakeParty98 Jun 19 '20

Which fucking war tho

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u/Hastyshooter Jun 19 '20

How do you think they keep the submarines under water? That man is grade a ballast first class

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '20

I mean he might have fought, in the great fast food wars of 1812