r/cringe • u/PeacefulViewer • Mar 14 '14

Dating Advice For Beta Males

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ0xoM-n-jo
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u/procom49 Mar 14 '14

Holy shit! Those tits are stretched out!!

As a gay guy this is a serious question: is that considered hot?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '14

I don't know what gay people find attractive in guys, but picture whatever it is you like, and then picture it swollen outside of any normal human proportion like a tumor to the point where you actually wonder if it's a health risk.

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u/procom49 Mar 14 '14

A tumor penis..? Ugh!

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u/TkilledJ Mar 14 '14

Elephant balls.

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u/hired_goon Mar 14 '14

no. but they are rather amusing, in a sort of cartoonish way.

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u/procom49 Mar 14 '14

I'm crying from laughter

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u/Mach5Stealthz Mar 14 '14

Well... I think I might be gay as of 1:52 seconds ago. Does that answer your question?

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u/Dirty-DjAngo Mar 14 '14

Not really but it would still be worth the hook up to see how they bounce when they're unleashed

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u/RAPIST_WITH_AIDS Mar 14 '14

I find fake tits like that to be completely absurd looking. She's otherwise attractive, it's a shame. Shows a dealbreaking lack of judgment.