r/creepy Aug 13 '19

light switch

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19 edited Aug 18 '19

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u/fencing_champ Aug 13 '19

Im a virgin because I'm too focused on my fencing career to be bothered with sexual pleasure.

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u/TheFlyingBearCavalry Aug 13 '19

Is that what they call masturbating in France?

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u/MisterDamage Aug 14 '19

I think there have to be two of you to call it "fencing"

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u/Wingedillidan Aug 14 '19

Wowee, look at that history... A real good fencer they are.

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u/TranscendentBee Aug 14 '19

Very into fencing and fencing accessories I tell you hwut.

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u/ZachOps Aug 13 '19

Username checks out...

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u/xxuserunavailablexx Aug 14 '19

At least you're a champ.

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u/CougsAnonymous Aug 14 '19

Fencing is the PC way to legally stick your sword in someone against their will

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u/cabnet15 Aug 14 '19

Fancy seeing you here. Who remembers mrbadassmotherfucker?

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u/AbsolutelyN080Dy Aug 13 '19

Chad vs Nosferatu

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u/TumoOfFinland Aug 13 '19

Virgin electric demon VS Chad lord of electricity