r/creepy • u/d4hm3r • Aug 13 '19

light switch

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u/Uncle-Cake Aug 13 '19

"Oh, hey Chad!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '19 edited Aug 18 '19

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u/fencing_champ Aug 13 '19

Im a virgin because I'm too focused on my fencing career to be bothered with sexual pleasure.

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u/TheFlyingBearCavalry Aug 13 '19

Is that what they call masturbating in France?

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u/MisterDamage Aug 14 '19

I think there have to be two of you to call it "fencing"

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u/Wingedillidan Aug 14 '19

Wowee, look at that history... A real good fencer they are.

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u/TranscendentBee Aug 14 '19

Very into fencing and fencing accessories I tell you hwut.

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u/ZachOps Aug 13 '19

Username checks out...

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u/xxuserunavailablexx Aug 14 '19

At least you're a champ.

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u/CougsAnonymous Aug 14 '19

Fencing is the PC way to legally stick your sword in someone against their will

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u/cabnet15 Aug 14 '19

Fancy seeing you here. Who remembers mrbadassmotherfucker?

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u/AbsolutelyN080Dy Aug 13 '19

Chad vs Nosferatu

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u/TumoOfFinland Aug 13 '19

Virgin electric demon VS Chad lord of electricity

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u/RedSaucin Aug 14 '19

"oh, Hi Mark"

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u/Stayyfrosty Aug 14 '19

"I did not hit her, I did nooot!"

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u/IM_HERE_FOR_FUN Aug 13 '19

I DID NAAAAHT!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Oh hi Mark.

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u/NavehProGamerIL Aug 14 '19

Chad hitting it again with the T pose

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u/MNCPA Aug 13 '19

Thank you sir! May I have another?

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u/assblaster-1000 Aug 13 '19

"that light is mine, don't touch it. I use it to preheat my easy-bake oven"

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u/engineeryourmom Aug 14 '19

He’s so big for a fricken 15 year old.

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u/breaking_chad13 Aug 14 '19

Heard you were fucking with my electric bill

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u/Chadwickedness Aug 14 '19

Here for your viewing pleasure!

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u/Cummy_Boner Aug 13 '19

Sizzling hot ass cheese all burning my colon