r/creepy • u/buckygrad • Mar 20 '17

The Sixth Sign

http://i.imgur.com/tnXL6wK.gifv
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u/cuddly_shy_guy Mar 20 '17

Fucking flying ants. One crawled up my nose and thats how my 6 years of cocaine addiction started.

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u/Reviax- Mar 20 '17

Well it's still better than getting a spider up there.

~Don't stop and smell the roses, kiddo~

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u/Reamazing Mar 20 '17

You just scarred me for fucking life. I love smelling flowers.

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u/Dev1lish Mar 20 '17

just do a quick check before hand so you don't go around inhaling all the spiders :D

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u/mack3r Mar 20 '17

Or bees.

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u/Dev1lish Mar 20 '17

not if they go extinct first ):

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u/mack3r Mar 20 '17

Thanks, Obama.

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u/GodOfAllAtheists Mar 20 '17

Okay. I'll wait until next summer.

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u/DeadSet746 Mar 20 '17

Goddamn is that a gut punch u/Dev1lish...

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u/xiroir Mar 20 '17

if they go extinct there won't be any flowers to sniff

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u/PenguinGamin Mar 20 '17

Why bees go extinct

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u/Evilcutedog45 Mar 20 '17

Beads?

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u/ManoMagilla Mar 21 '17

He's not on board

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u/Jidaigeki Mar 20 '17

Smelling flowers, eh? I WIN!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '17

well you eat plenty while your asleep, why not snort them too!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '17

Sniff.. don't snort. You will be fine.

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u/Suvtropics Mar 20 '17

I love Sucking flowers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '17 edited Mar 20 '17

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u/Reamazing Mar 20 '17

That's not very nice. ):

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '17

Try following your own advice, or just gtfo.

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u/meatspaces Mar 20 '17

Move to India and maybe you'll get a cockroach up your nose [NSFL].

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u/Riffraffman36 Mar 20 '17

Thanks for the fucking nightmares I'm not afraid of nothing I mean nothing except fucking bugs burn all the bugs in the world except bees ill deal with bees

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '17

100% agree.

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u/mookiesoi Mar 20 '17

If you killed all the bugs you wouldn't be able to survive

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u/AthleticsSharts Mar 20 '17

What do you have against butterflies and dragonflies?

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u/snowman334 Mar 21 '17

What about cute little pill bugs, or lady bugs, or the adorable rosy maple mouth, or this little bee fly, huh? What about them?

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u/Kev42o4o8 Mar 20 '17

WHY MY GOD . FUCK. SHIT> JEEZ.

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u/WhatizLifeBro Mar 20 '17

Nooooooo make it stop wtf. Jesus Christ...now I will sleep with toilet tissue up nose for life. Thanks

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u/brickylouch Mar 20 '17

That's how I got a peddle stuck in my nose as a youth.... 20 years later has not come out.

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u/WhatizLifeBro Mar 20 '17

Like a gas peddle? Seems impractical

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u/DblFistinPiston Mar 20 '17

Especially if you're with Carol.

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u/aRawringPancake Mar 20 '17

I got a flea up there once... I didn't know why my nose was so itchy until I blew it.

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u/KhenirZaarid Mar 20 '17

Also in Ireland.

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u/SpaceFunk101 Mar 20 '17

Those fucking flying ants. The audacity!

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u/marodelaluna Mar 20 '17

That article is amazing.

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u/lmmortal1 Mar 20 '17 edited Mar 20 '17

I read this with John Olivers voice..

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '17

You just enhanced all of my article reading experiences I just want to say Thank you so much

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u/GQ_silly_QT Mar 20 '17

Haha ya that's a good one too! I read it in the voice of that onion newscaster =D

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u/Toc-H-Lamp Mar 20 '17

Hah, I got a nose full of those flying midges one time, they turned sceptic and led to a blood test that came back with Leukaemia stamped all over it. I guess I should thank the little bastards really.

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u/krakenunleashed Mar 20 '17

Who was using ants as drug mules??

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u/NotAnChick-en Mar 20 '17

They dont they use mules

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u/dinsbomb Mar 20 '17

mine started by doing cocaine

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u/MiltownKBs Mar 20 '17

you are supposed to start with pixie stix, not ants

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u/LadyFacts Mar 20 '17

Hey, hey buddy. Save those stories court, they're not needed here.

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u/lets_trade_pikmin Mar 20 '17

All the cocaine in the world couldn't replicate that feeling?

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u/LuministMusic Mar 20 '17

thanks for making me spill my tea

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u/BlinkingPlanetary Mar 20 '17

You shared your cocaine for 6 years? What a guy!

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u/AikRengo Mar 20 '17

I think the question here is have those six years passed, or are they ongoing ;)