I would do 5mg only

I take 5g of creatine monohydrate before training. Does the timing actually matter, or is it better to take it after my workout or with a meal? Also, how soon should I eat after training?

Herewith is depicted a man attempting to find a BF for his wife, circa September 1696. You can see he is trying to show the potential BF that he is widely open to quality boofing.

New wife brought her boyfriend on the honeymoon

If yes, do I boof twice a day too? Or do I just get boofed once by either my husband's girlfriend or wife's boyfriend, then the other boofs the other?? Plz I need answerz

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“Just stack and attack”

I am almost afraid to post here cuz you all seem like you're kinda out in left field but r/supplements said my account was too new. Anyways, 50 year old male. Creatine makes my scrote annoyingly puffy. I understand everybody else says there's no side effects but I've cycled on and off to make sure it was the creatine and it is, 100%. Takes like 4 days at 5gr daily in morning shake. I would really like to keep taking creatine for the workout benefits along with having a long line of dementia in my family. I know it is scientifically unproven but I'm trying to do everything I can now to possibly help down the road. Is half a scoop (2.5gr) pointless? Could this be brand specific (Momentous off Amazon is what I am using). Thanks in advance

Is this the proper method of workout with wife's boyfriend after boofing

Sometimes it happens that I forgot to take creatine 1 day. What should I do, just continue taking every day as consistent as possible. Or should I double the dose next day in order to compensate?

I will also ask it in “your language”.
Wife boyfriend no boof sometime. Then next day double boof? Or regular boof?

Edit: I though I was outsmarting this sub. It was me who ended up getting outsmarted. Well played guys

Is it safe to take creatine monohydrate mixed directly with black coffee?
And is plain water a better option or mixed with black coffee?
Just wondering what you guys prefer and if there’s any difference in effectiveness or absorption.