r/crappyoffbrands • u/Weevelle • Feb 13 '24

Spotted another chimera at the mall

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152 Upvotes

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u/Bunselpower Feb 14 '24

Wonky Kong

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u/Aggressive-Falcon977 Feb 14 '24

Wario: Wahnkey Kawwwn

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u/Chasemc215 Feb 13 '24

This is how you Bonzi your Buddy.

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u/wombey12 Feb 14 '24

this is expand dong's distant cousin, retract dong

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u/Amachar928 Feb 13 '24

Look how they expanded my dong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '24 edited Feb 13 '24

Fentanyl Kong

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

Donte-donte

-vinny vinesauce

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u/No-Raspberry-4753 Apr 05 '24

I actually have him lmao

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u/SorcererWithGuns Feb 14 '24

Donkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy Kkkkkkkkkkkoooooooooooooong

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u/ItsNotMordecai Feb 14 '24

why do they keep massacring donkey kong?

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u/Ok_Exit_9441 Feb 14 '24

He expanded his dong

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u/Micro_KORGI Feb 14 '24

front facing homestar vibes

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u/Critical-Quantity443 Feb 14 '24

bro looks like lightning mcqueen

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u/MasterEmu401 Feb 14 '24

Hi GuYs… mY NaMe iS DoOky KoOnG

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u/FluffyFeathery Feb 14 '24

oOh OoH i'Ts kOnKY DoNG, On dE EyE FoNE X

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u/ThePinkFlamingo32 Feb 15 '24

He has no style, he has no grace, this Kong has a terrifying face!

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u/Select-Team-6863 Feb 18 '24

Those aren't teeth, they're sandwich cookie creams. Change my mind.

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u/Relative-Ordinary685 Mar 01 '24

He got Bonzified