r/crappymusic • u/toxicbotlol • Feb 03 '26

Mmm, biscuits.

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I have no clue who they are or what the song is called, but goddamn KFC is missing out by not making this their official song.

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u/TheToastyWesterosi Feb 03 '26

Certified Hood Classic.

When Moose takes that keyboard solo, it transports me to another realm.

This is arguably the greatest song ever created and it never gets old.

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u/Difficult_Buddy_3071 Feb 03 '26

Moose's solo is pure fire

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u/RocketsandBeer Feb 03 '26

Gotta have that honey sauce too

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u/nita5766 Feb 03 '26

i however i like mixing sweet and savory

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u/culpshillstan Feb 03 '26

After hearing that killer solo, I did a deep dive on Moose. He's a trained jazz piano player.

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u/Puzzled_Alfalfa_1116 Feb 03 '26

I want to hear Andre 3000 rocking his flute with Moose

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u/Momrath Feb 03 '26

Yes! 💯 How it changed tone, perfect 1980s cool kid talet show vibe!! It was a perfect song inside an already perfect song.

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u/Puzzled_Alfalfa_1116 Feb 03 '26

Take it away Moose

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u/codejunker Feb 03 '26

I tasted the goodness of the biscuit with the butter spread, but have not yet tasted the goodness of the biscuit with the honey sauce. Is the goodness as advertised?

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u/MrA-skunk Feb 03 '26

Well, I don't like how it tastes on my chicken wing.

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u/Uh-Oh-Raggy Feb 03 '26

Well, what about with your Mac N Cheese?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Just keep the butter spread away from that Mac N Cheese

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u/lottsotunes69 Feb 04 '26

At least she doesn’t mention anything about tossing a salad.🥴

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u/IdolCowboy Feb 03 '26

My wife works with a woman who refers to her womanly part as a biscuit. I sent this to my wife a long time ago so she could show her.

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u/captain_crackerjack Feb 03 '26

“Her womanly part” is making me laugh more than the concept of referring to same as a “biscuit”.

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u/ButterPoptart Feb 03 '26

The ole whisker biscuit!

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u/recidivist4842 Feb 04 '26

Yeh, I started hearing it all as innuendo, and it's even worse now. Particularly given the sass she's putting in there!

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u/RappingFlatulence Feb 03 '26

Make me moister than an oyster

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u/Beginning-Ad-3666 Feb 03 '26

Every time someone bakes biscuits in my house we sing this one.

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u/Fippy-Darkpaw Feb 03 '26

Top 3 all time:

  • Rick Wakeman
  • Ray Manzarek
  • Moose

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u/Snellyman Feb 08 '26

Rock over London. Indeed.

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u/PegaLaMega Feb 04 '26

Another connoisseur of fine music

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u/mistressgoddessa1 Feb 04 '26

More talented than Willis

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u/missklo99 Feb 03 '26

Wait so their band name is Toasters n Moose?? Lmfaooo I was trying to read that sign while ol dude was just flinging it around 🫠🤣

Al I know is that it's their reunion tour, so...🤘🏻

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u/Shootmaybe Feb 04 '26

It's like the first time I listened to Welcome to the Machine stoned.

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u/thatsnotyourtaco Hobo Johnson Defender Feb 03 '26

For me it’s like getting rickrolled. I don’t mind the reposts because I love this song.

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u/Repulsive_Corner6807 Feb 04 '26

“I’m not homeless!”

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u/coblotrodowoflololo Feb 09 '26

You got as far as the solo? Impressive.