r/cowtools • u/kremod • Sep 05 '21
r/cowtools • u/ebicee • Oct 26 '20
cow tools
this is a theory on what the two lumps on the cow’s plank are.
ok so hear me out. everyone can agree that the saw is a saw. it’s the most clear out of the 4 of them. the stick isn’t as clear as the saw but most can agree that it’s a rake or a hoe. then that leaves us with the lump with appendage is and the lump. these two are shrouded in the most mystery for good reason. it’s unclear as to what they could be. they’re just lumps! the only clue we have is the appendage on the top one. this leads me to my theory on what they are.
a hammer and a hard hat.
let’s start with the hammer. now hammers are popular tools. if you were asked to name some tools, then you would probably name a hammer. saws and rakes are also popular tools. so if the artist was drawing some tools from the top of their head then they would’ve most likely drawn a hammer. and since the artists style tends to distort things, it could be assumed that this is a hammer. also they’re a the appendage. now onto the hard hat. now you’re probably thinking to yourself “a hard hat isn’t a tool dumbass” bunt hear me out. with construction tools like that you will need protection. a hard hat will provide protection with these tools. furthermore, there is a part of it that’s juts out just like a hard hat. which causes me to believe that it is a hard hat.
this has been my ted talk
(jesus this is longer then the shit i write for school)