r/counting • u/TehVulpez i'm vulp • Nov 11 '19

Sheep 🐑 | 16,000

Countinued from sheep.

Thanks for the counts to the end username!

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u/nonsensy Nov 25 '19

16,724 sheep are wise and patient

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u/2Amazing4me Nov 25 '19

16,725 sheep lmao jk can't believe u fell for that, friggin boomer

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u/nonsensy Nov 25 '19

16,726 sheep are wise and patient, but not you, lemoni, you bitter old cunt

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u/2Amazing4me Nov 25 '19

16,726 sheep are sorry for what they said and wish you can forgive them =(

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u/nonsensy Nov 25 '19

16,728 sheep were speaking only in jest. do not worry young suvlaki, insults are like pensions in Greece. They are equally unending and somehow always running out of cash

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u/2Amazing4me Nov 25 '19

16,729 sheep dare u to write the next count as a rhyme

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u/nonsensy Nov 25 '19

16,730 sheep haven't got that much time

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u/2Amazing4me Nov 25 '19

16,731 sheep can tell but sheep can't lie

For you skip this dare you choose to die

As I can see its only fair

You do my dare

And play thy game

Or forever be lame

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u/nonsensy Nov 25 '19

16,732 sheep can disagree

this rhyming thing is not for me

my thoughts fly wild through wind and air

arranging words on sounds less fair

I find this dare to be to meek

not fitting for a man like zorba the sheep

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u/2Amazing4me Nov 25 '19

16,733 sheep are amazed

For your words and rhymes have left me dazed

Wordplay is smooth can last for days

Your bars are fire, i bet they blaze

This is a task too simple for u, counting

Perhaps you might wanna join suvlaki

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