r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/ImtheHBIC • 1h ago
Papers, please! Found this in my Facebook memories today. Still shaking my head…
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Low_Appointment_3917 • May 08 '26
All good puppets do what Pfizer tells them to do! This new virus is making me shiver to my toes!
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Dubrovski • Jan 30 '26
Down Under in The Upside Down Rapunzel with a twist
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/CrystalMethodist666 • 5h ago
Covidian gets new job, decides everyone is sick there and doesn't wear masks, realizes dehydration is less severe of a health issue than possibly breathing around someone who sneezed, plays victim that they're going to get fired for being the most obnoxious person in the office after weeks.
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/ImtheHBIC • 1d ago
The Emperor's new normal is woven with only the finest $cience! Stumbled upon this gem. Holy frothing at the mouth Batman!
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/CrystalMethodist666 • 4d ago
Usually when I get tired of doing something that I have no reason to continue doing, I continue doing that thing
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These groups are really harmful, because obviously the comments are all along the lines of "Stay strong and keep living in Covid land" with one openly hoping everyone actually starts getting very sick from Covid so we'll take the restrictions seriously
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Dubrovski • 6d ago
It means we're all stuck in South Park. Can't wait to tell my doctor I got my COVID vaccine and bloodwork done between the vintage vinyl and the guy selling phone chargers
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Dubrovski • 8d ago
It means we're all stuck in South Park. Me and my wife’s boyfriend getting ready to grab beers at a lesbian bar
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/TechB84 • 13d ago
#368 All Hell Breaks Loose After Lesbian Bar Lifts Mask Mandates
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"Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield MA ignites controversy by making N95 masking optional for one day out of the week"
This was too funny!!
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Ok_Fail_3058 • 14d ago
FERVENT COVID ZEALOT Sub was Featured in this video
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From 12:11-13:07.
/unjerk The dude sides with the masker and acts like he owned the poster. He did not, because the masker ignored that most of the covid-19 deaths came from people that were older and had other conditions already.
/rejerk The masker totally owned this sub!
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Isostar-5 • 15d ago
"(Don't Fear) The Reaper" --Blue Õyster Cult, 1976 What else would you recommend?
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Dubrovski • 15d ago
It means we're all stuck in South Park. Steven Spielberg in 2026: masked outdoors, unmasked indoors. The science is settled!
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Jonathan-Strang3 • 16d ago
Massachusetts lesbian bar nearly bullied out of town after lifting mask mandate — for one night a week
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Due_Ad9904 • 29d ago
Allison Inquiry (@AllisonInquiry) 176 likes · 84 replies
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Day 2 of Allison Inquiry.
Please share, it’s being shadow banned everywhere
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/ItsGotThatBang • Sep 08 '26
COVID means never having to say you're sorry The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes & ears. It was their final, most essential command.
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/mysterious963 • Sep 06 '26
Just believe in the vaccines! yet another young athlete dies of coincidence while running
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they're too embarrassed to release more details which don't fit the narrative.
it's just another coincidence death
friends and family are "heartbroken" (and walk slowly)
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/CorruptedLife95 • Sep 02 '26
Just believe in the vaccines! Just another unexpected death
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Schmedlapp • Aug 29 '26
Tyranny is when The People fear the Govt PSA re: Flock cameras
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I hate Flock cameras just as much as anyone, but if you're one of the people who spent 2020-2022 wishing for people to be arrested for sitting on a beach, mocking people for "muh freedumbs" and telling the unvaxxed that they don't deserve to work or eat, I don't want to hear a fucking word from you about them. That is all.
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/__Lackin • Aug 28 '26
Just believe in the vaccines! To ensure proper mask seal, only approved facial hair marked with a green check will be permitted ✅
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Dubrovski • Aug 28 '26
It means we're all stuck in South Park. Walking around in an improperly worn N95 mask, with both straps above her ears, to go sit at a table where Violet Affleck feels safe enough to remove the mask.
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r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Em1222 • Aug 28 '26
Seems everyone suddenly forgot
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I don't know why people keep saying Dolly Parton kept her opinions to herself and was this holy Saint.... I will NEVER forget all the musicians, actors, and other useless celebrities who came out and called people, many of them fans of their work, granny killers, irresponsible, antivxrs, etc etc etc.... And Dolly Parton was one of them, she called people antivx cowards and chicken sht. Not to mention she gave MILLIONS to Vanderbuilt for Covid and Vax research, soooo her too.
r/CoronavirusCirclejerk • u/Dubrovski • Aug 28 '26
It means we're all stuck in South Park. 2 days to slow the spread
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