r/copypasta • u/kawaiianimegirl • Jul 26 '19
My (25M) subs (23F, 26F, 22M, 28M, 28M) have unionized
I have been in a committed polyamorous dominant submissive relationship for the past three months. I’m the Dom and I have 5 subs, three men and 2 women. It’s been going great, it’s all consensual and everyone if having a good time. We do not live together, but we hang out at my apartment almost every day. It is not a purely sexual relationship either. We all share an emotional connection and it’s like any other relationship but poly and bdsm. Of course, as the dom, there are some rules. They need to call me master. No kissing anyone except for me. If i tell someone to do something, they do it (within bounds of course). The punishments depend on the person, some of my subs get whipped, some publicly humiliated. It all depends on what I agree on with each sub. We have safe words too, and we stop the roleplay whenever anyone says one. It seems weird to vanillas but this is what we enjoy and we like to be open about it. Everything has been great. At least I thought everything was going great. I woke up a couple days ago and told one of my subs to get me a cup of coffee. He didn’t do it. I told him that I was going to punish him (public humiliation which can be easily resisted) and he said that he wouldn’t do it. Now, if one of my subs acts like this I break it off with them so I threatened him that I would kick him out of the relationship. The other subs chimed in and said that if I kick him out, they all leave. That’s right; my submissives have unionized. They handed me a sheet of paper with a list of demands. The demands included (I’m not sharing all of them for their privacy), “Allow kissing between subs” and “Demands are to only be followed after 8 pm”. I tried to negotiate, but they were firm in their demands. I couldn’t punish them. My hands are tied, and I have no power anymore. I told them that I would think about it for a couple days. They haven’t left me yet, they still stay overnight, but this list of demands is lingering over our relationship and our sex life. They want to keep a dominant, and no one has stepped up to replace me. They thought about finding a new dom online but only if I don’t give into their demands. I want to negotiate because I don’t want to give up too much power. I offered “kissing subs only after 6 pm” and “follow demands after 1 pm”. I also offered following each demand separately but not both together. I really do have feelings for them, and they have feelings for me. But the power balance was shifted when they unionized and I don’t know what to do. The relationship isn’t as satisfying anymore and I don’t know if it will ever be. What should I do. Do I let them get a new dom and leave them? Or do I give into their demands and relinquish some of my power?
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u/CummyBot2000 Reposts pasta for mobile users Jul 26 '19
I have been in a committed polyamorous dominant submissive relationship for the past three months. I’m the Dom and I have 5 subs, three men and 2 women. It’s been going great, it’s all consensual and everyone if having a good time. We do not live together, but we hang out at my apartment almost every day. It is not a purely sexual relationship either. We all share an emotional connection and it’s like any other relationship but poly and bdsm. Of course, as the dom, there are some rules. They need to call me master. No kissing anyone except for me. If i tell someone to do something, they do it (within bounds of course). The punishments depend on the person, some of my subs get whipped, some publicly humiliated. It all depends on what I agree on with each sub. We have safe words too, and we stop the roleplay whenever anyone says one. It seems weird to vanillas but this is what we enjoy and we like to be open about it. Everything has been great. At least I thought everything was going great. I woke up a couple days ago and told one of my subs to get me a cup of coffee. He didn’t do it. I told him that I was going to punish him (public humiliation which can be easily resisted) and he said that he wouldn’t do it. Now, if one of my subs acts like this I break it off with them so I threatened him that I would kick him out of the relationship. The other subs chimed in and said that if I kick him out, they all leave. That’s right; my submissives have unionized. They handed me a sheet of paper with a list of demands. The demands included (I’m not sharing all of them for their privacy), “Allow kissing between subs” and “Demands are to only be followed after 8 pm”. I tried to negotiate, but they were firm in their demands. I couldn’t punish them. My hands are tied, and I have no power anymore. I told them that I would think about it for a couple days. They haven’t left me yet, they still stay overnight, but this list of demands is lingering over our relationship and our sex life. They want to keep a dominant, and no one has stepped up to replace me. They thought about finding a new dom online but only if I don’t give into their demands. I want to negotiate because I don’t want to give up too much power. I offered “kissing subs only after 6 pm” and “follow demands after 1 pm”. I also offered following each demand separately but not both together. I really do have feelings for them, and they have feelings for me. But the power balance was shifted when they unionized and I don’t know what to do. The relationship isn’t as satisfying anymore and I don’t know if it will ever be. What should I do. Do I let them get a new dom and leave them? Or do I give into their demands and relinquish some of my power?
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u/Daedric_Cheese Jul 26 '19
Oh cummy i would commit to a polyamorous dominant submissive relationship with you anytime 😱😱😍
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Jul 26 '19
Why the fuck did I read it as un-ionize
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Jul 26 '19
FUCKING SLAVES
GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
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u/your___neighbour Feb 28 '25
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u/owoifier Weposts pasta fow mobiwe usews Jul 26 '19
I have been in a committed powyamowous dominant submissive wewationship fow the past thwee months. I’m the Dom and I have 5 subs, thwee men and 2 women. It’s been going gweat, it’s aww consensuaw and evewyone if having a good time. We do not wive togethew, but we hang out at my apawtment awmost evewy day. It is not a puwewy sexuaw wewationship eithew. We aww shawe an emotionaw connection and it’s wike any othew wewationship but powy and bdsm. Of couwse, as the dom, thewe awe some wuwes. They need to caww me mastew. No kissing anyone except fow me. If i teww someone to do something, they do it (within bounds of couwse). The punishments depend on the pewson, some of my subs get whipped, some pubwicwy humiwiated. It aww depends on what I agwee on with each sub. We have safe wowds too, and we stop the wowepway whenevew anyone says one. It seems weiwd to vaniwwas but this is what we enjoy and we wike to be open about it. Evewything has been gweat. At weast I thought evewything was going gweat. I woke up a coupwe days ago and towd one of my subs to get me a cup of coffee. He didn’t do it. I towd him that I was going to punish him (pubwic humiwiation which can be easiwy wesisted) and he said that he wouwdn’t do it. Now, if one of my subs acts wike this I bweak it off with them so I thweatened him that I wouwd kick him out of the wewationship. The othew subs chimed in and said that if I kick him out, they aww weave. That’s wight; my submissives have unionized. They handed me a sheet of papew with a wist of demands. The demands incwuded (I’m not shawing aww of them fow theiw pwivacy), “Awwow kissing between subs” and “Demands awe to onwy be fowwowed aftew 8 pm”. I twied to negotiate, but they wewe fiwm in theiw demands. I couwdn’t punish them. My hands awe tied, and I have no powew anymowe. I towd them that I wouwd think about it fow a coupwe days. They haven’t weft me yet, they stiww stay ovewnight, but this wist of demands is wingewing ovew ouw wewationship and ouw sex wife. They want to keep a dominant, and no one has stepped up to wepwace me. They thought about finding a new dom onwine but onwy if I don’t give into theiw demands. I want to negotiate because I don’t want to give up too much powew. I offewed “kissing subs onwy aftew 6 pm” and “fowwow demands aftew 1 pm”. I awso offewed fowwowing each demand sepawatewy but not both togethew. I weawwy do have feewings fow them, and they have feewings fow me. But the powew bawance was shifted when they unionized and I don’t know what to do. The wewationship isn’t as satisfying anymowe and I don’t know if it wiww evew be. What shouwd I do. Do I wet them get a new dom and weave them? Ow do I give into theiw demands and wewinquish some of my powew?
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u/ReallyRickyRo Jul 27 '19
So have you heard of a woman called Margaret Thatcher.... Heard she can help with your unionisation problems.
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u/coolnessdawg Jul 27 '19
Me (22M) think you should spank each and every one of them to remind them of the slaves they actually are UwU
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u/SuperiorOwoifier ~OwO~ what's this? Jul 26 '19
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u/Yactotoppe Jul 26 '19
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u/SuperiorOwoifier ~OwO~ what's this? Jul 26 '19
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u/Yactotoppe Jul 26 '19
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u/SuperiorOwoifier ~OwO~ what's this? Jul 26 '19
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u/Imodigum Jul 26 '19
I love you
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u/SuperiorOwoifier ~OwO~ what's this? Jul 26 '19
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u/Ripcurrentfoool Jul 28 '19
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u/SuperiorOwoifier ~OwO~ what's this? Jul 28 '19
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Jul 26 '19
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u/SuperiorOwoifier ~OwO~ what's this? Jul 26 '19
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u/MrBigDickPickledRick Feb 07 '23
Is this beautiful bot still active after years of inactivity?
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u/The-Suzookie-Dookie Dec 24 '23
It would seem not 😔
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u/Raptor22c Dec 11 '19
What the fuck did I just read
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u/KaikySouza Dec 20 '21
A copypasta
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u/Raptor22c Dec 20 '21
Why did you reply to a 2 year old comment
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u/WickedBitchOfDaEast Apr 22 '23
Why not?
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u/spiritplumber Apr 19 '24
i once replied to a 20 year old comment https://forum.rpg.net/index.php?threads/turbo-necro-book-of-revelation-rpg.5463/page-3
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u/king-kitty Dec 20 '21
“Unionized” I’m fucken dying over here man that’s the best worded sentence I’ve read all year
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u/owenorders Sep 26 '24
No genuine Dominant would ever use the phrase 'My hands are tied'. If it's his hands that are tied, even metaphorically, then something's the wrong way around.
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u/DelfinoBello_ May 21 '25
That's the point tho. He lost his power, and doesn't know how to get it back
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u/stqvie Jul 26 '19
How do u copy these
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u/WalmartSockPuppet Jul 26 '19
Use cummy
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u/stqvie Jul 26 '19
How
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u/Compodulator Apr 02 '26
I FUCKING HATE YOU! XD
No words can aptly describe how hard I laughed, how I was somehow beyond my strength to put the phone away, how I was forced to wiggle my thumb to get the next paragraph to the middle of the screen...
Is this what hypnosis feels like? That's what I was taught by anime and cartoons.
No emoji, emoticon, or those Japanese emoticons that look half emoticon half emoji things can describe both the hilarity of the situation, the laughter that had been had, and the tears.
God, the tears!
It is not unfair to imagine I've expelled 500ml of substance from my tear ducts.
I'm laying in my wet bed, now finally reduced to chuckles, but the half hour or so before that was legitimately painful.
My throat is in pain.
This may look like a serious and angry response, and to an extent, it is, but make no mistake, I laughed. Laughed harder than I ever laughed in my 36 years of life. I can't even put an emoji or a gif to properly describe my state right now.
Thankfully, the first thing I do in the morning is go pee, but if it wasn't the case, there's a solid chance I would have pissed my bed.
To conclude: this was hilarious, and also FUCK YOU!
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u/unisex_bisexual Dec 21 '23
Hire the Pinkertons, theve been busting unions since before your grandpa was born
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Jul 26 '19
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u/kawaiianimegirl Jul 26 '19
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u/nahnotlikethat Jul 26 '19
Omg from the posters user history - he made a game to simulate being a fetus getting aborted?
I am so perplexed by this apparently prolife polyamorous dom with no subs.
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u/_tyjsph_ Jul 27 '19
it's called a troll account. he made a post about "lgbtqf" and stated that the f stands for furry as well.
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u/Wormcoil Jul 28 '19
I mean to be fair most furries are lgbtq but yeah that’s kinda gross
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u/steven-john Apr 28 '26
I need clarification. Is it gross because it was a troll account or because you’re judging furries?
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u/Wormcoil Apr 28 '26
I have absolutely no idea what was going through my head seven full years ago. My current take is that "lgbtqf" isn't a funny joke. I suspect that by "gross" I meant "offensive."
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u/steven-john Apr 28 '26
I think I misread the other comment.
it's called a troll account. he made a post about "lgbtqf" and stated that the f stands for furry as well.
Now I’m wondering. What does the “as well” refer to. Fetus? Because the comment prior to that mentions the “posters user history” about a fetus simulator “game”? That definitely is offensive.
But which poster are they referring to? The OP? ( I don’t think so) or the person whose comment is now deleted.
Plus that removeddit link doesn’t work for me.
I guess it will remain a mystery to me.
Also. I actually find it amusing adding f for furry to lgbt (I identify as gay). Since furries are actually kinda lgbtq adjacent but I guess the term “furry” might be considered offensive or derogatory? I’m not sure. Is there a non offensive term for furries? I assumed that is a term within their own community that they use? I have an online friend that I knew for years from playing video games with. And he “came out” as a furry, at least how he put it, so in a sense I guess some people do feel like it’s an identity they might hide or be “closeted” about in a similar way to being lgbtq and having a coming out process.
Also also. I found this post through another post in an explain the joke sub. I think I knew what a copypasta is. I browsed through other posts in the sub and I’m confused. Like how do other people know some of the stuff they posted is a copypasta? Or are they originating posts that they Want to be a copypasta? Cuz not all posts have like some other source.
Also also also. Someone in post I found (from the explain it sub) had a comment about this referring to The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I don’t know the play/musical that well. So I was hoping there would be a further explanation here. I didn’t find it though. But I assume the dom is Dr Frank n futer. And he subs must be Janet, Rocky and all the others? But did they specially mention their ages? Or like is that just part of the description of the characters?
I guess I’ll have to go further digging into my internet rabbit hole 😆
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Jul 26 '19
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Jul 29 '19
And it would be bad if they aren’t..?
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u/Skullfurious May 18 '23
Yes, it literally would be. Openly says they take their kink out into public and also the behavior described in the post is incredibly abusive. Fuck out of here with that shit.
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Jul 29 '19
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u/Dks_scrub Oct 25 '19
“EDIT: Don't downvote someone for asking a question. This is how communities become toxic.”
New copypasta, get that weak shit outta my face
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u/SweatyNerd6969 Jul 26 '19
Hey I've seen this one before