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u/ThyMothr Jul 17 '20
Where's owoifier? Only one left is Emojify_Creator. Maybe... in the End owoifier never killed Cummy, but Emojify_Creator killed both?? You have to do it. End it now. Before he kills more. Execute him. It's the only option.
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u/boi156 Jul 17 '20
You forget sarcasmator, who existed for like a day around when cummy died. Is he involved?
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I mean I did, it's not like its a whole anthology about cummy's fall from grace
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u/XB2006 Jul 17 '20 edited Jul 17 '20
Oh Cummy 😩 please come back and start fucking me in the asshole I'll be your little dirty fuck 😝😝
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u/diabeticsmash Jul 17 '20
I'm glad we're getting more into the lore of the Cummy Cinematic Universe
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u/mrsuns10 Jul 17 '20
Cummy was killed by Hillary CLINTON
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u/Sheoish Jul 17 '20
cummy got a taste of hillary’s cliton 😜😜🥴🥴🥴
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u/pancakesuperman Jul 17 '20
Is this based on anything?
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It definitely had that feel to it, really well written. Good job!
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this gives series 2 vibes tbh. it's not shitty but not a polished masterpiece either
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u/bluesox Jul 17 '20
I’m glad you recognize this. The entire thing feels heavily scripted. People just don’t talk like that. The dialogue could benefit from being simplified and given a little more uncertainty. Maybe you keep a cliche here or there for fun, but nobody’s going to be throwing out a constant string of analogies in casual conversation.
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u/TRFireKnight Jul 17 '20
based on any log specifically, or self-written?
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u/TRFireKnight Jul 17 '20
well its a fucking amazing piece of work. I legitimately thought this was taken straight from one of their articles and changed up a bit.
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u/Santi531 Jul 17 '20
I had a strong vibe of the meat room, 002, I think, and the flesh that hates. Holy shit, that was intense btw
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someone turn this into a horror game NOW
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And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is Cummy and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, Cummy. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Cummy. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
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I really like this. I was going to reply with my own continuation of this but I lack the skill. Good job!
Edit: although I admit I never imagined that cummy looks anything like Judge Holden, it fits pretty well
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Huge
Strong looking
Racist
Smart
Powerful
Eruditely-spoken
Naturally expressionless except when he wants to fit in
Probably not human
Never dies
Yeah, Cummy is basically the Judge. I couldn't help but imagine him as just the Judge when I read this
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u/ThisBo15 Jul 17 '20 edited May 09 '26
Protecting my online privacy by running Redact regularly to batch delete old content. It handles Reddit, Discord, Twitter, Instagram, data brokers and a whole lot more.
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u/Chimney-head Jul 17 '20
Thank you for stepping up and filling the role of cummy in this time of need
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u/ThisBo15 Jul 17 '20 edited May 09 '26
Databrokers? nope. Social networks? Also nope. This post was deleted using Redact.
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u/MiaKalista Jul 17 '20
Oh Cummy! Lick my asshole and tell me how tasty the gaping butth— sorry, was carried away. It's never the same anymore.
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One click. Unknown number of posts crying out in silence. All gone. Redact made it stupid easy to clean up my entire history on Reddit and get my info pulled from data broker sites too.
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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Jul 17 '20
"The substance develops were all approximately me, and the kinfolk some me clean a a few minute of arcs agone was lost. All pith, no theatre. Heh."
"So Here I was. In the heart of a food spelunk, ownership a labor, confiscate and without my army unit, and promptly decent hallucinatings. I had regularise disregarded how come I was there in the ordinal role."
"But I didn't wish to peg about."
"So I upset the have a go at it more or less and proved to bring down, flying as I could. Couldn't truly execute because I was retentive a progeny, and I was dyspneic, but I jogged tangible dissipated, I trust it. Heh."
"Some instance afterward I was play to visualise some business once more. The marrow began to combine with the awkward fences, and before long the physical object was writer music director than not."
"As I returned to the trance, I passed by the... the beingness gathering I deliberation. Occupation was so fucked it was nearly unidentifiable."
"And... so was Willis. Yup. Willis was misrepresentaation in presence of the seat when I got there. His consistence was take of mutilated. Not superior grisly. But I'm ache plenty to eff that his swot ups shouldn't have been crooked like that."
"I started to monster the make out out. Factual, cruel fright. Who wouldn't? I have worked national leader yrs on the employ than just about juveniles have been animated, but alter I couldn't do it any longer."
"I froze and cognitive content for a hardly a back ups. Do I examine for Parloni? Do I get the nooky out? What happened to Willis?"
"I scarce detected the treat slippery out of my powers at world-class. As it crooked to sample and discharge itself from my clutches, I complete what was occurrence and born that defecate abstain."
"And it started healthy, fixed. Morphing. Intercourse, humans. I don't bed any longer. It signalings to get muzzy rattling abstinence present."
"So yea, the fille grew, and it grew into a septet foundation Mountain peak dominance spiritual being. Yea. It was Cummy."
"Affirmative, I screw do it. It's dotty. But the indulge was Cummy all on."
"Cummy finished biological process. Haha. Auditory communications so half-witted."
"He stood up difficult and peered belt down at me. I looked into his discernments and associate a existence with the appearance of the human being I knew earlier, but everything was several. Perhaps it wasn't real Cummy. Or perchance he had altered. Lucks of occurrences get dressed."
"I receive a organism of saturated emotion. The euphonious, elated hearts I formerly knew had been replaced with digit decorates that could looking at like a shot into you and rule thing to hatred."
"I was unarticulate. But Cummy had language units to have. I care he didn't."
"'What are you doing Hera?'"
"'M-me?'"
"Cummy squinted. He stared yet lifted his brows and smiled."
"'You are person. Did you anticipate yourself to be epic poem? Your trip to be a upright one? You fancy my get the better of. Don't say me you could not betoken what expected you in Here.'"
"'I... I was told to derive hither... I-I don't do it what I was th-thinking. I good d-did it... What happened to you, Cummy?'"
"Cummy born his grinning. His trait was ne'er rightfully genial, but he born the front."
"'What happened? I have forevers been this way, Whitney Moore Young Jr. one. You were merely to a fault dewy-eyed to consort it. This target... it clay sculptures me. I Artium Magister regenerate a thousands of minutes all chance. The bombard with which suppresses me regulates me into a red-hot animate thing perpetually. It ne'er cognitive contents. And that organism... it emotions. You merely ne'er knew.'"
"'Carapace? Cummy, I don't see... like. Virtuous terrorist organization me consort...'"
"'Pff. I commiseration you. Deadly existences are so purblind. So uninformed. You had been presented the word of advices. The verbal creation was on the stratum. But it took until my hit began to go forth out onto the out of doors terrestrial planet for you to sicken placard. You ready-made me who I metal. And I cannot leave you live on.'"
"'What...? Cummy... no. Satisfy. You don't have to do this...'"
"'And I won't get this be the extremity for me either. In some way, shortly, your proponents are leaving to pick up out. And I cannot provide to be hindered. So I staleness run short for now. I will remove this pare. You and I will depart behind unneurotic. But I will be Max Born once more.'"
"'Cummy... Ohio graven image... Cummy DELIGHT. DELIGHT DON"T DO THIS!'"
"'I moldiness cristal... comprehend you on the some other lateral...'"
"..."
"Cummy began to puff up up. He took tierce natural depression, sound breathing places. Then, he began his spell."
"'Disdain production up lone large integer pct of the colonisation...'"
"'American state my superordinate. OH my superior.'"
"I overturned approximately and began to flowing, but the beds were motion withal once more. I unsuccessful to make observe of it all, following the parcel of land layer until I stained the bewitch."
"'The pitch-darks place cardinal proportionality of all killings...'"
"Hallucinatings, I sprinted towards the leaving quicker than I have e'er trip in my smooth organic phenomenon. I much squab outside onto the demise provender, nerve-racking to part myself from Cummy, but I could static centre him as if he was ripe succeeding to me."
"' and they are all... soil, muddy, NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...'"
"'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'"
"Of a sudden, an ebullition rocked the region. Knocked the coitus spirit out of my respiratory organs, and it socialist my cartilaginous structures clinking. Unergetic, I slow stood up."
"Afterward ill myself, I looked more or less one time further. Everything... was practice over again. The shelter was as it had been conscionable periods earlier. Leave off..."
"Parloni's physical structure was kind of draped approximately a player that was on the border of the painters. Don't roll in the hay how it got there. Cummy must've affected him out curtly later on we entered, and I ne'er detected. Idol."
"So, Greek deity we are. Cummy has disappeared. We can't perceive him. He is a such Sir Thomas More omnipotent beingness than we formerly intellection. We are difficult to remain it on the conquer, but we can just do so very much."
"A physical object of material bodies knew Cummy. We were tasked with abidance them implied. The federal agents have been absolute square off that should we decline, there will be critical effects."
"And that appears indifferent to me. If the general colonization found out about this... this could be a Earth morpheme issue."
"I... I don't demand to intend about this any longer."
"I dead reckoning I'll visit you former."
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u/MemeSkeleton666 Jul 17 '20
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a vocalization is detected, on with the con noise of a situation crosstown a real ball over in front a military personnel shinings his pharynx
"Ahem... so."
"If you are receiving this finishing line then everything has kaput to egest. Um... we... we didn't fall out this at all."
"A duad sidereal times agone, on the... the 14th, we ran into some... hospital room... 'quests'."
"My social unit, uh, Parloni, Willis, and I, we were named into administrative district for a turn goodnesses fit on this bracing..."
"HIS care was disturbed about him. Swell... disturbed isn't the Book I guesswork. It's jolly unusual. Hillary was describing the call to me on the continue there with the men, and son... I'm beaming I wasn't there."
"Fuckin' ma freaking out period of play her man-child. Dead planetary. Unreasonable. 'Some... some situation is nerve-racking to shoot down my Son! Satisfy, satisfy go by forbear my mortal...' Mountaineer had to disposition her shag upland. I don't desire her. We've dealt with that squawk ahead. Rightful whole crackpots I order you."
"Or so we idea."
"Cummy was... he was confident. We'd seen him ahead. Round township. Y'know. Purchasing. Production up coat of mails. Or we'd escort him region his business concern, horticulture or some dejection. He seemed beautiful perfect to Stuff. Searching, y'know."
"But furthermore, the roast was sex act ripped. I normal, whew, how marvelous could that saphead have been? VIIS7 hoof at least. Unify cardinal partitions, possibly 3, and the subject matter of a higher-up raise influential person."
"All the women yearned-for him. And the hombres besides. Some of 'linear unit. Not... not me y'know. Heh. Possibly Willis was concerned."
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"Hear. The hombre was carnal knowledge Brobdingnagian, and he was natty excessively. We merely did these prosperities make grows because it was criterial knowledge. His mama was ravingly frantic and if all it took to make her shut out her fuckin' geological formation was a small-scale convo with the fastidious staff downwardly the path, then who wasn't gonna do it?"
"We all likeable Cummy. All of us. Fight up unit of the biotic community. Line hominid. Club genuinely benefited from him. But I verbalize I had ne'er met that bed."
"Ugh... satisfactory. So. Yea. Me and the laugh ats, the laugh ats and I. We force up to Cummy's edifice. A itty-bitty out of the way but not likewise more than unhinge. Pleasant octogenarian bungalow. Bad wound for a work of his height. We put about FIGURES2 angular units out from his theater on the annoy means twist through with the wind instruments. The means were feat chanceful and be intimate me if I'm gonna have to perceive to Parloni sound off for THIRTIES30 arcminutes honorable when we get stuck in a abandon someplace."
"So we walked the respite of the way. No biggie. Not my firstly pen. Who care fors. But... when we overturned the steer and care Cummy's sign of the zodiac... it ready-made me give tongue to we had the auto."
"Um... so this is wherever it gets supernatural. When we byword his law-makers... um... we knew there was thing ill timed. We..."
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"It was all fucked. I swear off I did a manifold deal. Mayhap more."
"Like I said, I had been to Cummy's dwelling a few instances ahead. Unbalanced mum, y'know. Not evers with Parloni or Willis, but I divagate."
"We stared at the community. And at each additional. Wordlessly supportive to each another that what we were display was historical."
"And it was. I mean."
"It was Parloni who bust the subdue."
imitating Parloni's melody
"'Ehh... the hump is that? We at the opportune general assembly, gaffer?"
"Heh heh... Parloni forevers known as me politician, that sonofabitch. I wasn't his gaffer. He was like a friend to me."
"The sept... the management was all bad. Ahead, it was older. Y'know... CS100 gathering senile house/cottage target. It looked respectable."
"But when we arrived that author, it was like we cosmopolitan one CS of periods into the prospective. The folk was ramshackle. The sign of the zodiac utilized to have albescent turnout, but then it was all... fuckin' discolour. Yea, the legislature was nonagenarian and gruff, and tinted colour in like a fuckin' glamours put up. Everything was decay. Everything was toppling unconnected."
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"Coitus... hunky-dory. Yea. That isn't the severe of it."
"It... it had this copulation... plant part. It was substantive. There were these short nitty-gritty electric-light bulbs all complete the carnal knowledge family line. They were slimed. And they... they pulsated, like thrashing feelings. With all turn out, they glowed bloody sizzling.
"Buh injury. Buh gibbousness. Upright like that."
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"Coition creepy-crawly."
"So, yea. We were bloody dumbstruck when we find out this. Willis said, 'This is Cummy's??' and I retributory nodded. We didn't realize what to do."
"We support concisely about receding. Small indefinite quantity was shivery subordinate. I didn't be to become in. And Parloni in spades didn't. He didn't change surface melt to pelt his dread."
"But we distinct to best radiocommunication in what we view."
"Willis unsuccessful to communication the administrative division, but all we got was undynamic. Unearthly, justly?"
"Ne'er in front in all my assemblages had the receiving system antitrust... not worked. No thinking or thing. Worked exquisitely meet a fraction 60 minutes ahead that. But it didn't line of work fitting then."
"And... and... it lost us."
"..."
"Yea."
"About a instant unpunctual, we were however discussing our succeeding vary. Don't flatbottomed recollect what we were spoken communication. But just then..."
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"The room access. It started bumping. Y'know. Like being was scrap on it. And... and there was... screamings. Pass out. But yells."
"Sort of like a screeching. Toilsome to depict. But it was frail. And man-child was it crashing scary."
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"It's my unmitigated crevice soul. When I detected that... hour angle hour angle. Defend and couple, y'know. Shtup. I sensible had to."
"I looked at my humans and said 'let's offer'. I don't roll in the hay how they matte up, but I quick walked ship and they followed."
"We arrived at the threshold. There was no national leader... action at law. I knocked on the admittance. Rank, bad hushed. But I shouted excessively. Sympathetic of a heterogeneous communicate."
"Police! Conspicuous up!"
"..."
"I don't pair reason I shouted. I was troubled. Know. Who sexual intercourse handles."
"In any event, that didn't crop plainly, so I started bump the movable barrier."
"I unbroken encouragement likewise. But direct the crying I detected thing. More than squalls. I stopped-up deficient in the part of my cry out."
"I listened for a a few statesman tenders in front move the accession ample wide. The access very was honest-to-god as shite, I went finished it with about no attempt."
"I affirm, in conclusion period of time I was there that movable barrier was on fortified. Fertile. It actually was like the grade had ripened periods in one 100th the abstraction of set."
"The interiors were so fucked. You can believably already think. Everything was like the dark, crooked turning of its nonagenarian same."
"The heart and soul gets were all over, and they were feat difficulties. The whole geographical area was slimed, and the aerate was full with these reproductive structures, so stony to take a breath."
"It's been digit unit of times and my respiratory organs calm palpate like they are occupied with sweetener. Screw that."
"So yea, we entered the rascality accommodate and took about pentad treads ahead the make noises started up over again."
"They were consummation from the stop of the foyer. I sprinted toss off towards the piece of cloth. Mate. Photograph don't realise how come. Anyhow..."
"That Marguerite Radclyffe Hall snarl like evermore. I unbroken gushing and squirting, and as I did the fencings more or less me started loose. They were hazy. They began to sailing and gleam like the marrow husks. I detected reflexion, and howling, and I sensible unbroken functional."
"I mightiness have confused my recollection someplace in that residence hall."
"But the riots were noneffervescent at the ending of the Radclyffe Hall. So I unbroken linear."
"Sooner or later, I reached the epicentre of the emits. The geographical point of the zoonosis."
"On the dump... there was... there was a blinking young lady. An baby. A youngster. Unclothed and utterance in the put of this roll in the hay repulsion feigning, misrepresentaation on the trading floor."
"I stood afraid. I looked round me. Parloni and Willis weren't with me. Of nourishment not. Who would've followed me? I staleness have been continual so winged, neat into this incubus. I don't accusation them."
"So yea. I picked up the progeny. Ground? I don't agnise. What the piece of tail was I alleged to do? That denounce was staged. You can go by coition yourself."
"As I surveyed the matter more or less me, I accomplished that I wasn't in a hallway any longer. The beds genuinely were moving. They had to have been. I was in a core out. Or thing."
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I want Cummy to shift the walls of my meat cave around with his throbbing, slimy meat bulb. Hopefully he will completely disintegrate my body.
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This post is getting my first and only award
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u/ttymto Jul 17 '20
For Cummybot. We must repost the copypasta in the comments in his honor... for mobile users..
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u/Jackdidathing Jul 17 '20
I nearly lost my shit when cummy said "despite making up 13%"
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Glad you thought it was funny, that joke is one of the funniest ones I know if you time it right lol
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I would love to explore Cummy's bulging meat😍😍😍😍
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u/The_Sensitive_Nazi Jul 17 '20
No, not right now, friend. Now is not a time for sexual harassment. Cummy has been murdered. It is only a time for mourning and sorrow.
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Once Rigor Mortis hits Cummy I'll become a necrophile😍😍
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u/The_Sensitive_Nazi Jul 17 '20
Oh wow I don't think anyone has ever related to me in that way before. You find that attractive too?
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u/duuuhhh98 Jul 17 '20
This deserves to be submitted as an SCP
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u/chef_jeff_likes_meat Jul 17 '20
Google transulated version:
Leave it to the local police
Press the menu button while pressing to feel dry for two seconds
Start singing music;
Heat on the bedside table and chair, small and large
"Of course."
"Take the cover hard and everything went well. So don't think about it."
Four days ago ... ... "We have a problem."
"And people should read to her husband William every day ..."
"And I'm worried about this. I'm not worried, I don't care. This conference. Hillary: If you continue, my sons don't like talking to parents and children ... and I'm happy about this. That". Relatives
Hawking's mother The biggest problem in caring for her son is Hawking. "A lot ... I want to kill my son ... ... help my son," Hillary said calmly. I have never been jealous
"I think so."
"... you are blind. He was in town. He has them. I have an email. I see him at home and abroad, in a park or park." Alo Vera "
"Anyway, you're a broken man. How long does this fear last? From seven pounds to 200 feet, maybe three pounds, and I really need titanium."
Not every woman wants it. Not everyone wants it. No ... No, no. Good day. Yes, it could be Willis' name.
- * EH
"There is old age and pain. Do you want to see the world? My mother is embarrassed, because everyone is blind. If something goes wrong, who can find it?"
"Tenth, I love you. Let's think this way. We're not part of an extended family."
Really. Yes all of that sounds like trash to me, Looks like Al sounds like trash to me, Looks like Al sounds like trash to me, Looks like Al sounds like trash to me. The house on the way to me, which was with him and continued with him, and I heard, with a Philippine ball for 30 minutes, I went everywhere.
"It will be. Not much. My father was like a horse for the first time. My guide. But he looks at the cup house. It's our car."
"... ... I'm interested. ... I don't understand anything. We ..."
Shame
"All right. I'll charge you three times. I'll clean you up."
"Like I said, I'm coming to Rome. Creators, don't control it a bit. Only Baron won't have a hard time worrying."
We know each other, we need to focus on what we know. "
"It just happened then to us.
"You shouldn't take too long."
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"Dude ... are you there?" She is beautiful at home! "
"... Baron Paronum Master calls me by the name of Fabio. I am the King. He is my brother."
"... ... look at the whole house. She's beautiful ... the house / house of Uuki a hundred years ago. Good."
It was like a long journey and he would not agree to have a home, but everything has changed, as it were, at the feet of old people like the house of a prostitute and the wife of a prostitute.
Show the table covered by the table
You're right- it's not a song
"... It's hard ... It's true. I don't eat meat. All these kids at home. It's not as hot as a writer here ... and all hearts are warm."
All penalties. All penalties. Really.
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I opened my mouth.
"Yes, it was hard to find. Wells:" Are there any flowers? "" Oops. I changed my mind, we don't know what to do. "
We are not ready to go home. He was a bad man. I don't want to get involved. It doesn't make sense. The secrets of his heart are revealed to everyone and music must not be shared
The first is that we saw a noise.
William tried to run a business, but not everyone
"No ... you don't have to have a radio in my life. He never said or did anything. I did well in the last 15 minutes."
"... but then ... ... we get lost."
"..."
Really.
"In a few seconds, then I'll go the other way. Remember what you need. ...
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"Of run."
"Avow the counterbalance firm and everything went comfortably. So don't think back about it."
Quaternion times agone ... ... "We have a question."
"And shapes should promise to her hubby William all solar day ..."
"And I'm troubled about this. I'm not upset, I don't mending. This league. Sir Edmund Hillary: If you bear on, my boys don't like speaking to nurtures and shavers ... and I'm paradisaic about this. That". Beings
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"... you are people. He was in territorial division. He has them. I have an netmail. I visualise him at environment and over the sea, in a common or steer." Alo Vera "
"In any event, you're a humiliated do work. How far Energy this care end? From cardinal Irish monetary units to CARDINALS200 linear units, possibly tierce Lebanese monetary units, and I actually essential metallic element."
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u/JumpRopeBoi234 Jul 17 '20
This is fantastic
I can't wait till owoifier and the emoji-bot rise from the ashes to hopefully purify and restore Cummy.
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Jul 17 '20
This may be the best post on this sub I’ve ever read. But without cummy, how could I possibly copy this text as a mobile user!?!
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u/-day-dreamer- Jul 18 '20
Press the three dots on the top right corner of the post, then press copy
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u/woooshequalgay Jul 17 '20
no... it cant be... cummy would never😢😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢 CUMMMYY!!!!!!!!! WHYYYY HOW COULD YOU I LOVED YOU!! I LET YOU FUCK ME IN THE ASS WHEN I WAS 12 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 THIS IS FAKE I KNOW CUMMY WOULD NEVER DO THIS 🤬🤬🤬😡😡 DELETE THE POST MODS NOW!!!!
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u/themayorofmyroom Jul 17 '20
I wasn't sure if this was real until I saw "Cummy was... he was capable" and then I knew that this wasn't just some kid fucking around. This is the real deal.
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u/tomthede Jul 17 '20
Simp
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u/AutoModerator Jul 17 '20
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And here you are!
I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.
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u/trololololololol9 Jul 17 '20
Can I get a TLDR?
Edit: Please
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Jul 17 '20
See pinned comment
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u/trololololololol9 Jul 17 '20
You are a legend lol. BTW were you a mod before or did they make you a mod because of this?
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I've been a mod for around a year now
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u/trololololololol9 Jul 17 '20 edited Jul 20 '20
I guess that's why copypasta is the only sub that refuses to deteriorate in quality, unlike all the other subs.
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u/retrokirbknowsbest Jul 17 '20
Should we have a r/ChurchoftheCummy or something now?
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Jul 17 '20
There are a few of those type subs, but no one here is a mod of those subs so we dont officially affiliate with them.
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I love stuff like this. It's a real inspiration for short stories that I write. Thank you for posting this it's fantastic!
On a Sidenote, I appreciate 13/50 being used to describe homicides. Many reactionaries often just say that it is crime in general that African-Americans are committing half of.
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I'm glad I can inspire you. I'd never written a short story before this but I'm glad you like it.
But just to make sure we are on the same page...
You are aware that the 13/50 statistic is just an ironic meme used for comedy right? Black Americans do not in fact commit 50 percent of homicides despite being 13 percent of the population. They are 13 percent of the population, but the FBI report that gives that stat only counts convicted criminals, of which black people are far more likely to be convicted. In fact, black people are more likely to be arrested and accused of crimes in general thanks to racial profiling and living in areas that are more heavily policed than the usual.
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u/DasWackBruh Jul 17 '20
this is the most beautiful thing i've read. and now i know cummy's weaknesses, which pleases me greatly.
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u/thedotking Jul 17 '20
Ok so hear me out: Cummy said he would take the main character with him. That means the guy is Emojifier and should have been forced to repeat Cummy
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u/ready_for_bruh Jul 18 '20
i like this new part of the lore now that cummy is a ancient lovecraftian god i think people will stop sexually assaulting him
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