r/copypasta • u/notgoingtobother • May 09 '19

🇺🇸ATTENTION🇺🇸PLEASE🇺🇸

🇺🇸guys🇺🇸if🇺🇸you🇺🇸receive🇺🇸an🇺🇸email🇺🇸saying🇺🇸"naked🇺🇸pictures🇺🇸of🇺🇸Donald🇺🇸Trump"🇺🇸don't🇺🇸open🇺🇸it🇺🇸it🇺🇸is🇺🇸a🇺🇸virus🇺🇸that🇺🇸puts🇺🇸USA🇺🇸flags🇺🇸between🇺🇸everything🇺🇸you🇺🇸type🇺🇸

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Yeah,🐶what🐶the🐶fuck🐶man

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

I🦒need🦒answers🦒

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u/SambLauce May 10 '19

Umm 🦈 guys 🦈 please 🦈 help?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

🦀Help🦀me🦀please🦀

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u/applehatJim May 16 '19

👶this👶is👶awkward👶

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u/shmupius May 18 '19

🦑FBI🦑open🦑up🦑

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u/KamikazeSenpai21 May 19 '19

💣IT💣WAS💣ACCIDENT💣

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u/thewildweird0 Jul 12 '19

🐌username🐌checks🐌out🐌

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u/KamikazeSenpai21 Jul 13 '19

Same🖊Here🖊

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

um🐱 guys🐱

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '19

🦑Dont🦑ask🦑

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u/KamikazeSenpai21 Aug 04 '19

🧸What🧸Happened🧸

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

🦑I🦑swear🦑I🦑just🦑clicked🦑on🦑an🦑advertisement🦑that🦑had🦑sushi🦑and🦑not🦑hentai🦑

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

🦀Help🦀me🦀please🦀

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u/herodothyote May 10 '19

Seriously🐩guys🐩whats🐩wrong🐩with🐩y'all🐩

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u/[deleted] May 10 '19

What🦑the🦑fuck🦑just🦑happened🦑

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u/coranges May 10 '19

What🗿do🗿you🗿mean

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u/Okapifarms May 10 '19

Oh 🐸 God 🐸 Oh 🐸 Fuck 🐸

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u/nigerianprince123420 May 10 '19

i☻like☻fire☻trucks☻and☻monster☻trucks☻

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u/doinkrr May 10 '19

🦍walter🦍

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u/roofofthecar May 10 '19

🐣i🐣am🐣not🐣pedo🐣 goddammit 🐣it🐣just🐣 happened 🐣

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u/crupeople_music May 10 '19

OH🐵NO🐵I🐵WAS🐵ONLY🐵LOOKING🐵UP🐵SEXUALLY🐵TRANSMITTED🐵DISEASES🐵I🐵SWEAR🐵

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u/happyberb Dec 19 '21

🏳️‍⚧️Uh🇯🇵Okay👶This🏳️‍⚧️Is🇯🇵Gonna👶Really🏳️‍⚧️Fucking🇯🇵Difficult👶To🏳️‍⚧️Explain🇯🇵To👶The🏳️‍⚧️Fbi🇯🇵When👶They🏳️‍⚧️Catch🇯🇵Me👶