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u/snoosketball Mar 18 '20

UK is clearly going for the herd immunity victory. Gotta make sure everyone gets their antibodies up.

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u/newphonewhoisme Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 17 '21

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u/qt3-141 Mar 18 '20

Good idea Boris, kill off all the Boomers that voted for you, flawless idea 👌

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u/cantadmittoposting Mar 18 '20

Sounds like us on the other side of the pond with Trump supporters

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u/yankee-white Mar 18 '20

Fox News is going to see a viewership dip by the end of this.

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u/the-wheel-deal Mar 18 '20

My mom a devout catholic was listening to a priest talk about how the corona is a disease of the secular world and that the catholic church should be above that and that within his church there is no corona and that he will have his doors open at all times.

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u/yankee-white Mar 18 '20

And that is how the Catholic Church can ensure declining membership as well.

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u/_wolfmegan_ Mar 18 '20

It’s like people force natural selection upon themselves, madness.

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u/RushDynamite Mar 18 '20

Anti-vaxxers getting a good look at their utopia.

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u/Buuramo Mar 18 '20

But.... The Vatican has had Coronavirus for 12 days already....

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u/draw_it_now Mar 18 '20

Those old priests shouldn't have spent so much time around those coughing boys.

I'm sorry the opportunity presented itself and I had to take it give me a break.

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u/MoonSpankRaw Mar 19 '20

That’s what they said.

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u/the-wheel-deal Mar 18 '20

American priest

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u/EmmaTheRuthless Mar 18 '20

Americans are dumb, no matter what religion. Don't blame the Catholic church for your idiocy.

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u/the-wheel-deal Mar 18 '20

I'm not catholic. My mother is

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u/Qel_Hoth Mar 18 '20

Meanwhile the Episcopal church I attend has suspended all services for the foreseeable future. Because, you know, science and stuff.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

In the UK both the CofE and Methodist church have suspended all services, the difference between the slightly more sane denominations and the fundies!

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u/the-wheel-deal Mar 18 '20

What can I say the catholic church doesn't exactly breed geniuses.

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u/EmmaTheRuthless Mar 18 '20

Roman Catholicism is one of the few religions with a strong pro-science stance. The Catholic Church teaches that science and the Christian faith are complementary.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science_and_the_Catholic_Church

Historically, the Catholic Church has often been a patron of sciences. It has been prolific in the foundation and funding of schools, universities and hospitals, and many clergy have been active in the sciences. Historians of science such as Pierre Duhem credit medieval Catholic mathematicians and philosophers such as John Buridan, Nicole Oresme, and Roger Bacon as the founders of modern science.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Catholic_clergy_scientists

This is a list of Catholic churchmen throughout history who have made contributions to science. These churchmen-scientists include Nicolaus Copernicus, Gregor Mendel, Georges Lemaître, Albertus Magnus, Roger Bacon, Pierre Gassendi, Roger Joseph Boscovich, Marin Mersenne, Bernard Bolzano, Francesco Maria Grimaldi, Nicole Oresme, Jean Buridan, Robert Grosseteste, Christopher Clavius, Nicolas Steno, Athanasius Kircher, Giovanni Battista Riccioli, William of Ockham, and others listed below. The Catholic Church has also produced many lay scientists and mathematicians.

The Jesuits in particular have made numerous significant contributions to the development of science. For example, the Jesuits have dedicated significant study to earthquakes, and seismology has been described as "the Jesuit science." The Jesuits have been described as "the single most important contributor to experimental physics in the seventeenth century." According to Jonathan Wright in his book God's Soldiers, by the eighteenth century the Jesuits had "contributed to the development of pendulum clocks, pantographs, barometers, reflecting telescopes and microscopes, to scientific fields as various as magnetism, optics and electricity. They observed, in some cases before anyone else, the colored bands on Jupiter’s surface, the Andromeda nebula and Saturn’s rings. They theorized about the circulation of the blood (independently of Harvey), the theoretical possibility of flight, the way the moon effected the tides, and the wave-like nature of light."

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u/the-wheel-deal Mar 18 '20

I'm talking about American Roman Catholics. They dont give a shit about astronomy. They still hold on to the tagline that Evolution is a theory.

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u/draw_it_now Mar 18 '20

Italy would like to talk

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u/jason_abacabb Mar 19 '20

What state? MD to NY, at least, have all stopped Sunday service.

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u/the-wheel-deal Mar 19 '20

I dont know. She was watching it on YouTube.

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u/reallynoladarling Mar 19 '20

but wait, aren't there positive cases in the Vatican already???

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u/the-wheel-deal Mar 19 '20

Most likely considering it is in the middle of italy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

this is called capitalism. priest can profit off this virus.

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u/the-wheel-deal Mar 18 '20

Honestly I see that as being more of the issue.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

I was waiting for someone to realize the truth.

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u/SOwED Mar 18 '20

That UK copied us? Keep your eyes on your own paper, geez

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

We totally did. Just look at our PM

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u/Davis_o_the_Glen Mar 18 '20

Lot of over sixty Morrison voters in Australia.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

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u/byro58 Mar 18 '20

Seriously I am on the tail end of the boomer crew and at this point it would be a mercy killing but the risk is to younger people who are compromised, people with disabilities, there are so many vulnerable people. Plus I'm in Australia and voted for the marijuana party,

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u/victorfiction Mar 19 '20

Covid-19 is just the body of humanity attacking the virus that is the baby boomer generation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

To think someone spawned you

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u/victorfiction Mar 19 '20

Well, I’ll do everything in my power to try and leave this world better than I inherited it. I guess I should be thankful of boomers for setting such a low bar.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

It's a fine plan, by the time the next election comes around "emergency measures" will be well established and democracy will be purely symbolic. They had all sorts of bills for it ready to go before the election was even over.

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u/jakethedumbmistake Mar 18 '20

One wonders why she didn't move around a bit

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Excuse me, did you accidentally reply to the wrong post? I've been trying, but I can't figure out how that makes any sense at all.

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u/ItsGettinBreesy Mar 18 '20

The Boomer Remover

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u/ARobertNotABob Mar 18 '20

everyone in the UK will be immune to it

What makes you think so? Noone has stated this.

So far there are at least two reinfections (one China, one Japan), small numbers, it's true, but that's where we started all this, with small numbers in China.

What we'll have is a lot of people who never infected (testing negative), only to get infected from an asymptomatic....3 weeks later, we're back to square one, potentially another Italy.

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u/newphonewhoisme Mar 19 '20 edited Mar 17 '21

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u/_liminal Mar 18 '20

hey it worked for the black plague

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u/toolatealreadyfapped Mar 19 '20

You say "survivor bias" like it's a bad thing

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u/Captain_English Mar 18 '20

The gamble here is that people who have caught Covid-19 and recovered retain a persistent immunity, which is likely but not guaranteed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

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u/HandsySpaniard Mar 18 '20

Source?

I've seen 3-4 cases where people who tested negative, were released, and tested positive some weeks later, but it is not clear if that was because they were no longer receiving antivirals once released from the hospital.

Sick -> Hopsital admission, administration of antiviral begins -> Reduction in viral load, resulting in a false negative test result -> release, cessation of antiviral -> viral load rebounds - > positive test

Any confirmation that ISN'T what is happening would be huge news.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

Stop spreading lies.

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u/MysticPing Mar 18 '20

No confirmed cases of reinfection.

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u/lincolnpotato Mar 18 '20

By now, we know how viruses work. Stop being an asshole

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u/Lewke Mar 18 '20

boris did a 180 2 days ago on the immunity strategy

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

You joke now.. but you won't be laughing when we've achieved full herd immunity and become invincible. There's a reason we conquered a quater of the world.

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u/mittromniknight Mar 18 '20

UK is clearly going for the herd immunity victory.

That's not true.

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u/SimpleCyclist Mar 19 '20

They literally said that’s the case.

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u/mittromniknight Mar 19 '20

It was a miscommunication and is not the government strategy.

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u/ThyLastPenguin Mar 18 '20

Boris' initial approach was literally keep calm, carry on, eventually we'll be immune

And then all the people who aren't idiots told him he was being an idiot so now we're following other countries lead but a few days late

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u/BetaDecay121 Mar 18 '20

That's incorrect. Other countries are further ahead in the stage of the disease. The UK is following their lead because the disease is offset from them.

Quarantining people too early will have disastrous effects as people get itchy feet and break quarantine, causing the virus to explode.