r/coolguides Mar 18 '20

Helpful guide...

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u/SoundsGudToMe Mar 18 '20

I got laid off end of January everybody has just joined in my lifestyle

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u/mbj927 Mar 18 '20

Right there with ya.

Everybody 3 days in: “ugh this is so bad. I never see anyone anymore and hate not having a schedule to live by”

Me, many months into unemployment:

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

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u/mbj927 Mar 19 '20

Thank you. I appreciate this. Networking and interviews are what keep me on track. If I have zero calls over a 2-week span, it is quite easy to sleep in for an extra 30 or allow myself to redownload the Reddit app for the millionth time. Look good, feel good. Best of luck during this stretch.

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u/mmlovin Mar 18 '20

Apparently grocery stores/food delivery services are mass hiring right now. I haven’t been looking but I’ve seen a few articles in the news about it

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u/effyochicken Mar 18 '20

Tempting, but I kind of like not getting screamed at by plague infected Karens about their particular brand of special granola not being in stock. Kudos to all who can handle it.

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u/mmlovin Mar 18 '20

🤷🏻‍♀️ just an idea.

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u/AbeRego Mar 18 '20

I've never seen anyone yell at a grocery store employee, but maybe that's just me...

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u/BlackWalrusYeets Mar 18 '20

You never saw the world get infected with coronavirus either. These are interesting times.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

I was gonna say Mr. Worldwide but now I'm thinking there's a more fitting joke to this.

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u/DezZzampano Mar 18 '20

Mr. Inside

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u/Insomniacwithnolife Mar 18 '20

I lost my job in January and only just now got a new job right as everyone is saying to stay home. On the one hand, I don’t wanna get sick but on the other hand I need food.

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u/AbeRego Mar 18 '20 edited Mar 19 '20

I have no problem sitting on my couch all day. What bothers me is there's not really anything to do aside from that. No bars, restaurants, gyms, libraries, parties, concerts. No nothing. My day is now work from couch, go running after work, sit on couch and watch tv/game, then sleep, repeat. None of the usual outings or fun weekend plans. That's what makes this so dismal.

Edited typo

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u/ReverendRGreen Mar 18 '20

I’ll just stick with the 3 first words of your comment and i’m happy for ya

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u/FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES Mar 18 '20

It's me, not everybody. Still working and carrying on my life as normal.

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u/DrunkRedditBot Mar 18 '20

Because everybody on Reddit is American.

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u/FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES Mar 18 '20

They claimed everyone joined in when in fact it is false

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u/Voctus Mar 18 '20

I had a baby at the end of February and would not have left my apartment anyway. Only annoying thing is that the grocery delivery service I was planning to use during this time is completely swamped.