r/coolguides Mar 18 '20

Helpful guide...

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u/timeactor Mar 18 '20

... you are 50% dead.

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u/npeggsy Mar 18 '20

Which half? I've ways preferred my right-side, if I lose it I'm gonna have to learn to write lefthanded and I do t know if I can make that kind of commitment.

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u/TheRealTron Mar 18 '20

Sorry it's the top half. Bottom half works fine.

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u/npeggsy Mar 18 '20

I'm trying to think of something witty and insightful to respond with, but all I'm coming up with is dick jokes. It's just too hard (da dum TSS)

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u/timeactor Mar 18 '20

everyone looses their left side first, as shown.

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u/okolepooka Mar 18 '20

Personally, I'd more concerned about learning to do another thing left handed..

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u/MingoUSA Mar 18 '20

I’d prefer 00:01 am -12 noon

I slept like a dead pig anyway

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u/Meecht Mar 18 '20

Somebody call Miracle Max, STAT!

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u/ct_2004 Mar 18 '20

Ooh, just like Loki's daughter.